What do ghosts dress up as for Halloween?

As John Cena because you can't see them.

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How do you get a nun pregnant?

Dress her up as a choir boy!

What is the difference between a well dressed man on a unicycle and a poorly dressed man on a bicycle?

A tire.

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What did Arnold Schwarzenegger say when he and his friends decided to dress up as famous composers for Halloween?

I'll be Bach

What did the butcher say when he handed his customer an empty pack of hotdogs on halloween?

Happy halloweenie

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What did Ghost A say to Ghost B?

Nothing because ghosts don't exist. Edit:Holy crap I just realized I didn't post this on /r/antijokes.

How does a ghost defend its self?

Kung Boo

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When does John Cena get scared?

When John CENA ghost!

Why does John Cena set his alarm at 1:59?

So he can kick out at 2.