What do ghosts dress up as for Halloween?

As John Cena because you can't see them.

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How can we stop ISIS?

EUROPE: How can we save our economy AMERICA: What color is this dress !

What did the mayonnaise say to the man opening the fridge door?

Don't look. I'm dressing."

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How can you tell when Halloween is coming too soon?

The sight of premature Ejack-o-lanterns in the neighborhood. I'm a Dad so this joke is OK

Why doesn't India celebrate halloween?

No Gandhi

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Why did the ghosts haunt the bar?

For the boos.

What gives a ghost the right to haunt people?

A haunting license

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When does John Cena get scared?

When John CENA ghost!

Why is impersonating John Cena illegal in Mexico?

Because there's only Juan Cena