The sight of premature Ejack-o-lanterns in the neighborhood. I'm a Dad so this joke is OK
Pork! Pork! Pork!
He came and went at the same time.
Bear: "Gin............ and tonic." Bartender: "Why the big pause " Bear: "I dont know my dad had them too."
I never had a dad to tell me any.
Don't worry, they've already told you the superior qualities it has over all the other smart phones by this time.
Cosmic jokes.
Boo man! Boo!
Because there used to be 2 of them, but it's offensive to joke about that now.
Robbin Hood
Student: H, I, J, K, L, M, N, O. Teacher: That's not what I taught you. Student: But you said the formula for water was...H to O.
A carb-o-rater
A: Everybody in the neighborhood is going to the pharmacy for penicillin.
My favorite is: "There's a maniac living in our neighborhood. He goes house-to-house leaving severed body parts on the doorstep. He gives me the willies."
Yeah I get it, I shoot monkeys on sight too.
Just seems weird that there are that many dudes who salivate at the sight of a wiener.
