The sight of premature Ejack-o-lanterns in the neighborhood. I'm a Dad so this joke is OK
Tell him the snowblower is coming.
This is a joke I came up with. Q: How many religious people does it take to change a light bulb? A: There's no need to change it when you can easily convince everyone that it still works, but they've gone blind.
Because his dad built it and his mom cleans it
Because he's a transparent. Apologies if I could've worded it different.
He dies in his LA home at 82.
A: By their names.
A pear. P.s. got this joke in a cracker. If anybody gets it can you please explain it. My family is stumped.
Ba dum
Pumpkin.
Galapaghost Islands.
because they pump-kin
Because it's playing dead.
If most people leave before shooting starts.
The Blacks get car insurance.
Because he knows it's all over as soon as she opens her mouth.
