The sight of premature Ejack-o-lanterns in the neighborhood. I'm a Dad so this joke is OK
Winter is coming"
I hate to be the bearer of bad news, but the results are a bit grizzly.
You were born in a car. Now go fetch your sister, Hospitaldaughter. It's time for tablemeal.
Dad: Where is the best place to hide an elephant? Me: I don't know, behind a big rock? Dad: In a tree silly. Me: In a tree? Dad: When's the last time you saw an elephant in a tree?
They'll both lie and tell you it's a footlong to get paid.
It was his duty!!!! told to me by my 7yo son
The punchline was too long
It's a wildly successful game that only has straight, white main characters (I stole this joke from somewhere but am not allowed to say where)
Because his skeleton was in the closet
A ghoul Yule!
Student: "HIJKLMNO." Teacher: "What are you talking about " Student: "Yesterday you said it's H to O!"
A carb-o-rater
The Blacks get car insurance.
If most people leave before shooting starts.
He didn't believe in love at first sight.
Just seems weird that there are that many dudes who salivate at the sight of a wiener.
