The sight of premature Ejack-o-lanterns in the neighborhood. I'm a Dad so this joke is OK
I can't even look at you anymore!"
Because he is dead. ((I came up with this joke when I was very tired.))
You were born in a car. Now go fetch your sister, Hospitaldaughter. It's time for tablemeal.
Because it was cheesier said than done.
Tell her a joke at Christmas
wait for it ... wait for it ...) brucilage !!!!!!!!
Second hand smoking! My own joke that I've been meaning to put up for a while. Time to see how it goes haha.
Because freedom rings.
As John Cena because you can't see them.
Lots a candy.
One had to P.
Because his name is Hov, OH, H-to-the-O-V
It takes more than one hipster to push the black people out of a neighborhood.
A sound-proof cabin so I can sing every rap lyric regardless of the neighborhood I'm driving through.
Bigfoot is occasionally sighted
Because he knows it's all over as soon as she opens her mouth.