How can you tell a blonde is being unfaithful?

A: Everybody in the neighborhood is going to the pharmacy for penicillin.

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How do you know if a guy has an asian wife?

He'll tell you.

What type of jokes do planets tell each other?

Cosmic jokes.

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What do black people and a tornado have in common?

It only takes one to ruin a neighborhood.

How can you tell when the Mexicans have moved into your neighborhood?

The Blacks get car insurance.

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What pier is disliked by almost everybody?

Piers Morgan.

Why did the witch go to the psychiatrist?

Because she thought everybody loved her.

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How can you tell a blonde is being unfaithful?

A: Everybody in the neighborhood is going to the pharmacy for penicillin.

Why did Lionel go to the medical store?

because it was pharmacy.

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What do you get the girl who has everything?

Penicillin.

What do you give to a man who has everything?

Penicillin