How can you tell a blonde is being unfaithful?

A: Everybody in the neighborhood is going to the pharmacy for penicillin.

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Tell Jokes More Tell Jokes

How to tell the difference between a bad, a good and an excellent accountant ?

When you ask them "2+2 is ?":

How can you tell when a Chicago Fireman is dead?

A. The remote control slips from his hand.

Neighborhood Jokes More Neighborhood Jokes

What do you call a group of Spanish-speaking moms who band together to protect their neighborhood?

Super Barrio Mothers

How do you know a neighborhood is too ghetto to film in?

If most people leave before shooting starts.

Everybody Jokes More Everybody Jokes

Which teachers make pupils feel good about themselves?

Maths teachers, they make everybody count.

What is Asia's favourite sitcom?

Everybody loves Ramen.

Pharmacy Jokes More Pharmacy Jokes

What do you call that part of the pharmacy where they keep the condoms, birth-control pills, etc.?

The Contrasection.

Why did the monkey cross the road?

To loot the pharmacy on the other side

Penicillin Jokes More Penicillin Jokes

What do you get the girl who has everything?

Penicillin.

What do you give to a man who has everything?

Penicillin