How can you tell a blonde is being unfaithful?

A: Everybody in the neighborhood is going to the pharmacy for penicillin.

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Tell Jokes More Tell Jokes

Why did black people pick so much cotton?

Because we told them to.

How do you tell a boy chromosome from a girl chromosome?

Check their jeans.

Neighborhood Jokes More Neighborhood Jokes

What's the difference between a hipster and a fire hose?

It takes more than one hipster to push the black people out of a neighborhood.

How do you know a neighborhood is too ghetto to film in?

If most people leave before shooting starts.

Everybody Jokes More Everybody Jokes

What is the big difference between chopped pork and pea soup?

Everybody can chop pork but nobody can pea soup.

What is the difference between Martin Luther King Day and St. Patrick's Day?

St. Patrick's day everybody wants to be Irish.

Pharmacy Jokes More Pharmacy Jokes

What do you call that part of the pharmacy where they keep the condoms, birth-control pills, etc.?

The Contrasection.

Why did the monkey cross the road?

To loot the pharmacy on the other side

Penicillin Jokes More Penicillin Jokes

What do you give the blonde that has everything?

Penicillin.

What do you get the girl who has everything?

Penicillin.