Pharmacy Jokes

Where do farm animals get their groceries?

The pharmacy.

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Why did Lionel go to the medical store?

because it was pharmacy.

Why should you be quiet in a pharmacy?

In case you wake the sleeping pills!

What do you call that part of the pharmacy where they keep the condoms, birth-control pills, etc.?

The Contrasection.

How can you tell a blonde is being unfaithful?

A: Everybody in the neighborhood is going to the pharmacy for penicillin.

Why did the monkey cross the road?

To loot the pharmacy on the other side

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Which two farm animals are the dirtiest?

Brown chicken brown cow..

Where do farm animals get their groceries?

The pharmacy.

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Why did the accountant cross the road?

Because that's what they did last year.

Why did the Muslim cross the road?

To get to the bigger crowd

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A: Everybody in the neighborhood is going to the pharmacy for penicillin.

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The Blacks get car insurance.

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They will tell you.

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What does a blonde playing the drums sound like?

Dumb chick dumb chick dumb chick...

When is the best time to play racquet sports?

Ten-ish.

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How can you tell a blonde is being unfaithful?

A: Everybody in the neighborhood is going to the pharmacy for penicillin.

What do you give the guy who has everything?

Penicillin

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How do you trap an elephant?

You first dig a hole, second, you fill the hole with ashes, also throw some peas in there. When the elephant stops to take a pea, you kick it in the ash hole.

Why stop with two L's Lloyd?

why