Pharmacy Jokes

Where do farm animals get their groceries?

The pharmacy.

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Why did Lionel go to the medical store?

because it was pharmacy.

Why should you be quiet in a pharmacy?

In case you wake the sleeping pills!

What do you call that part of the pharmacy where they keep the condoms, birth-control pills, etc.?

The Contrasection.

How can you tell a blonde is being unfaithful?

A: Everybody in the neighborhood is going to the pharmacy for penicillin.

Why did the monkey cross the road?

To loot the pharmacy on the other side

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She puts her clothes back on and goes home.

I had a dream that I was a muffler last night.

I woke up exhausted!

Stop Jokes More Stop Jokes

How was work?

flashback to me being asked to leave the meeting because I couldn't stop giggling after someone said "abreast" me:Good

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Yargg! Woman! Stop asking me! You're driving me nuts!"

Neighborhood Jokes More Neighborhood Jokes

What does a black man and a tornado have in common?

It only takes one to ruin a neighborhood.

How do you know a neighborhood is too ghetto to film in?

If most people leave before shooting starts.

Farm Animal Jokes More Farm Animal Jokes

Where do farm animals get their groceries?

The pharmacy.

Which two farm animals are the dirtiest?

Brown chicken brown cow..

Sleep Pill Jokes More Sleep Pill Jokes

Why did the old man sneak past the cupboard?

He didn't want to wake up the sleeping pills.

Why did the blonde tip toe near the medicine cabinet?

Because she didn't want to wake the sleeping pills!

Play Jokes More Play Jokes

What do you call a cow that plays the guitar?

A Moosician!

Why did Helen Keller play the piano with one hand?

Because she used the other to sing

Case Jokes More Case Jokes

Why Did The Cows Go To Graze In The Marijuana Fields?

It was a case of the pot calling the cattle back...

Why do fathers take an extra pair of socks when they go golfing?

In case they get a hole in one!

Mother Jokes More Mother Jokes

How do you get Sigmund Freud to screw a lightbulb?

Tell him the lightbulb is his mother.

What are mixed feelings?

Watching your mother-in-law backing up towards the edge of a cliff in your new BMW.