Pharmacy Jokes

Where do farm animals get their groceries?

The pharmacy.

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Why did Lionel go to the medical store?

because it was pharmacy.

Why should you be quiet in a pharmacy?

In case you wake the sleeping pills!

What do you call that part of the pharmacy where they keep the condoms, birth-control pills, etc.?

The Contrasection.

How can you tell a blonde is being unfaithful?

A: Everybody in the neighborhood is going to the pharmacy for penicillin.

Why did the monkey cross the road?

To loot the pharmacy on the other side

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Where do safari animals buy their groceries?

From the supermeerkat

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At the infideli counter.

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The family size.

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