Pharmacy Jokes

Where do farm animals get their groceries?

The pharmacy.

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Why did Lionel go to the medical store?

because it was pharmacy.

Why should you be quiet in a pharmacy?

In case you wake the sleeping pills!

What do you call that part of the pharmacy where they keep the condoms, birth-control pills, etc.?

The Contrasection.

How can you tell a blonde is being unfaithful?

A: Everybody in the neighborhood is going to the pharmacy for penicillin.

Why did the monkey cross the road?

To loot the pharmacy on the other side

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Sleep Pill Jokes More Sleep Pill Jokes

Why should you be quiet in a pharmacy?

In case you wake the sleeping pills!

Why did the blonde tip toe near the medicine cabinet?

Because she didn't want to wake the sleeping pills!

Neighborhood Jokes More Neighborhood Jokes

What do you call the neighborhood where all the poor Italians live?

The spaghetto.

How can you tell when Halloween is coming too soon?

The sight of premature Ejack-o-lanterns in the neighborhood. I'm a Dad so this joke is OK

Tell Jokes More Tell Jokes

How can you tell a vampire has a cold?

They start coffin.

How does a deaf and dumb tell a secret to another one?

He wears mittens.

Birth Control Pill Jokes More Birth Control Pill Jokes

What do you call that part of the pharmacy where they keep the condoms, birth-control pills, etc.?

The Contrasection.

What happens when you take acid with a birth control pill?

A trip without the kids

Boycott Jokes More Boycott Jokes

How many South Americans are boycotting the World Cup final?

Brazilians

What do mother's who boycott pharmacy drugs and kids who stop playing valve's fps' have in common?

They are both over the counter strike

Mother Jokes More Mother Jokes

What's the difference between Cheryl Crawford and dead embryos?

Dead embryos don't tell on their mothers ...

Why does a mother carry her baby?

The baby can't carry the mother.

Penicillin Jokes More Penicillin Jokes

What do you give a girl that has everything?

Penicillin

What do you give the blonde that has everything?

Penicillin.

Cross Jokes More Cross Jokes

Why did the t-rex cross the road?

Because the chicken hadn't evolved yet.

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A bunch of offended Tumblrinas