Pharmacy Jokes

Where do farm animals get their groceries?

The pharmacy.

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Why did Lionel go to the medical store?

because it was pharmacy.

Why should you be quiet in a pharmacy?

In case you wake the sleeping pills!

What do you call that part of the pharmacy where they keep the condoms, birth-control pills, etc.?

The Contrasection.

How can you tell a blonde is being unfaithful?

A: Everybody in the neighborhood is going to the pharmacy for penicillin.

Why did the monkey cross the road?

To loot the pharmacy on the other side

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Why should you never mention the number 288?

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Toucan play at that game!

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Welp.... I guess it's back to jerking off!

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I woke up exhausted!

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How does Justin Beiber remove a condom?

He farts.

Why are condoms transparent?

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Why did the Frog cross the road?

Because it was stapled to the Chicken.

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What do you get the girl who has everything?

Penicillin.

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Penicillin

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What do you get when you cross dessert with a monkey?

A Meringueutan

What do you call a monkey in a minefield?

A BABOOM!