Pharmacy Jokes

Where do farm animals get their groceries?

The pharmacy.

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Why did Lionel go to the medical store?

because it was pharmacy.

Why should you be quiet in a pharmacy?

In case you wake the sleeping pills!

What do you call that part of the pharmacy where they keep the condoms, birth-control pills, etc.?

The Contrasection.

How can you tell a blonde is being unfaithful?

A: Everybody in the neighborhood is going to the pharmacy for penicillin.

Why did the monkey cross the road?

To loot the pharmacy on the other side

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What do you call that part of the pharmacy where they keep the condoms, birth-control pills, etc.?

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What do baby pythons play with?

Rattle-snakes.

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He can never find the Loki.

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Why couldn't the police solve the case of the flat car battery?

They had no leads.

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From pier to pier.

Why did the monkey cross the road?

To loot the pharmacy on the other side

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Why was the Jack-o-Lantern afraid to cross the road?

He had no guts!

What did the BMW say to the Audi on the side of the road?

Rust-in-peace.

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Which two farm animals are the dirtiest?

Brown chicken brown cow..

Where do farm animals get their groceries?

The pharmacy.

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What do you get the girl who has everything?

Penicillin.

What do you give the guy who has everything?

Penicillin

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What did the gamer wife told his gamer husband after they got divorced?

Good support in-game, bad in giving child support. gg no re

What did the policeman say when he was told about the large pothole?

I'll look into it."