Why should you be quiet in a pharmacy?

In case you wake the sleeping pills!

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Why did the blonde tip toe near the medicine cabinet?

Because she didn't want to wake the sleeping pills!

Why should you be quiet in a pharmacy?

In case you wake the sleeping pills!

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Why did the emo swallow an alarm clock?

So he could wake up inside.

Why do I always seem to start my day backwards?

I wake up tired and I go to bed wide awake

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Whose bad idea was it to text him a 4th time just in case his phone was being weird?

Tequila, I'm looking at you.

What is the magic word?

son: Natasha Dad: who is Natasha son: your lover Dad: do you need also a case

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What do you call that part of the pharmacy where they keep the condoms, birth-control pills, etc.?

The Contrasection.

Why should you be quiet in a pharmacy?

In case you wake the sleeping pills!