Why should you be quiet in a pharmacy?

In case you wake the sleeping pills!

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Why did the old man sneak past the cupboard?

He didn't want to wake up the sleeping pills.

Why should you be quiet in a pharmacy?

In case you wake the sleeping pills!

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What does a man often wake with, but can never go to sleep with?

An alarm, you pervert!

Why did the old man sneak past the cupboard?

He didn't want to wake up the sleeping pills.

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Why does a viola burn longer than a violin?

A: It is usually still in the case.

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It's always prepared.

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How can you tell a blonde is being unfaithful?

A: Everybody in the neighborhood is going to the pharmacy for penicillin.

Why did the monkey cross the road?

To loot the pharmacy on the other side