Why should you be quiet in a pharmacy?

In case you wake the sleeping pills!

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Why should you be quiet in a pharmacy?

In case you wake the sleeping pills!

Why did the old man sneak past the cupboard?

He didn't want to wake up the sleeping pills.

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Why did the blonde tip toe near the medicine cabinet?

Because she didn't want to wake the sleeping pills!

Why do I always seem to start my day backwards?

I wake up tired and I go to bed wide awake

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Why do ducks make the best detectives?

They always quack the case

Why did the golfer wear a extra pair of pants?

In case he got a hole in one

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Why did Lionel go to the medical store?

because it was pharmacy.

How can you tell a blonde is being unfaithful?

A: Everybody in the neighborhood is going to the pharmacy for penicillin.