Why did the monkey cross the road?

To loot the pharmacy on the other side

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Road Jokes More Road Jokes

Why'd the pervert cross the road?

He couldn't pull out of the chicken

Why the chicken cross the road .... to get the Chinese newspaper. Do you get it?

Neither do I, I get the new york times

Cross Jokes More Cross Jokes

Why did the rooster cross the road?

He heard that the chickens at KFC were pretty hot.

What do you get when you cross a motorcycle and a truck?

hit by a car.

Monkey Jokes More Monkey Jokes

What's the difference between an old-time organ grinder and a heroin addict?

One has a monkey on a leash and the other has a monkey on his back.

Why did the man marry a monkey?

Because he wanted a PRIME-MATE! sorry ...sorry twice if this is an old joke

Pharmacy Jokes More Pharmacy Jokes

Where do farm animals get their groceries?

The pharmacy.

What do you call that part of the pharmacy where they keep the condoms, birth-control pills, etc.?

The Contrasection.

Loot Jokes More Loot Jokes

Where do internet pirates get their loot?

From pier to pier.

Why did the monkey cross the road?

To loot the pharmacy on the other side