Why did the monkey cross the road?

To loot the pharmacy on the other side

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Road Jokes More Road Jokes

Why did the reddit mod cross the road?

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How can you tell if a road is sad?

It has low shoulders.

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What snake do get when cross a calculator with a steam engine?

A puff-adder

Why did the chicken cross the road to get to the other side?

ah wait, i can't remember the rest :/

Monkey Jokes More Monkey Jokes

Why are blacks excited for 2016?

Because it is the year of the monkey.

What do you get if you insert human DNA into a monkey?

AIDS for humanity

Pharmacy Jokes More Pharmacy Jokes

Why did the monkey cross the road?

To loot the pharmacy on the other side

Why did Lionel go to the medical store?

because it was pharmacy.

Loot Jokes More Loot Jokes

Why did the monkey cross the road?

To loot the pharmacy on the other side

Why did the Ferguson protesters not participate in Black Friday?

Because they have already looted everything they would have bought anyway.