Why was the rabbit hopping in circles?

Because I shot its leg off.

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Leg Jokes More Leg Jokes

What do you call a man with no arms and no legs playing in a pile of leaves?

Rustle

What has four legs and isn't alive?

Son: "nice try, a chair!" Dad: "Nope. Our dog just died."

Shoot Jokes More Shoot Jokes

What should you do if you see your TV floating?

Turn on the lights and shoot the black guy.

Why did Mickey Mouse get shot in the foxhole?

Because Donald ducked.

Circle Jokes More Circle Jokes

What do you call a stampede that runs in circles?

NASCOW

Why was the geometry teacher so dizzy?

Cause he kept going in circles...