Why was the rabbit hopping in circles?

Because I shot its leg off.

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Leg Jokes More Leg Jokes

What do you call a blind buck?

No idear. What do you call a blind buck with no legs? Still no idear.

What has bottom on the top?

Legs.

Shoot Jokes More Shoot Jokes

What did the man say when he couldn't get the gun to fire?

Looks like I'm gonna have to read the trouble shooting section of the manual."

How did Brandon Lee's wife get pregnant?

The prop guy said he was shooting blanks!

Circle Jokes More Circle Jokes

What do you call a circle of $100 bills?

Aretha Franklins! (Happy birthday to the Queen of Soul!)

Why does nobody talk to circles?

Because there is no point!