Why was the rabbit hopping in circles?

Because I shot its leg off.

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Leg Jokes More Leg Jokes

Why have sumo wrestlers began shaving their legs?

They were getting tired of being mistaken for feminists

What walks on eight legs until the age of one, four legs until the age of twenty, and two legs after?

The Weasley twins

Shoot Jokes More Shoot Jokes

Why did the mirror have 6 holes in it?

A: A blonde tried to shoot herself!

What did the type setter sing while he worked?

I shot the seriff, but I did not shoot the deputy!

Circle Jokes More Circle Jokes

Why is it called "the circle of life"?

Because it's pointless.

What do you call a circle of $100 bills?

Aretha Franklins! (Happy birthday to the Queen of Soul!)