Why was the rabbit hopping in circles?

Because I shot its leg off.

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Leg Jokes More Leg Jokes

What do you call a guy with no arms and no legs driving a car?

Rex (made this one up myself!)

What do you call... ...a man with no arms and no legs in the ocean?

Bob

Shoot Jokes More Shoot Jokes

What's the difference between the US and Russian Presidents?

US presidents get shot while Russian presidents take shots.

How do you know a neighborhood is too ghetto to film in?

If most people leave before shooting starts.

Circle Jokes More Circle Jokes

Why are circles so knowledgeable?

Because they have three hundred and sixty degrees.

Howdo you stop a baby from running in circles?

Nail its other hand to the floor.