Why was the rabbit hopping in circles?

Because I shot its leg off.

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Leg Jokes More Leg Jokes

What's Mary short for?

She's got no legs.

What do you call a gingerbread man with one leg?

Limp Biscuit.

Shoot Jokes More Shoot Jokes

What do you get when you shoot a Mexican golfer?

A hole in Juan

What do Abraham Lincoln and an '80s sitcom have in common?

Both were shot before a live audience.

Circle Jokes More Circle Jokes

Howdo you stop a baby from running in circles?

Nail its other hand to the floor.

Why did your car just spin around in circles?

Motorist: I was making a U-turn and changed my mind.