What did the man say when he couldn't get the gun to fire?

Looks like I'm gonna have to read the trouble shooting section of the manual."

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Man Jokes More Man Jokes

Why did the crowd watch the man futily attempt to blend oil and water for hours on end?

It was unmiscible.

Why did the man throw duck food at Nurse Jackie?

Because she was a quack.

Look Jokes More Look Jokes

What do you call a good looking canyon?

Gorge-ous

Why did the Englishman wear a tie to his vasectomy?

Because he wanted to look mptnt

Fire Jokes More Fire Jokes

What did the man say when he sat on a candle?

Fire in the hole!

How are Cigarettes like Hamsters?

They're harmless until you put one in your mouth and light in on fire

Shoot Jokes More Shoot Jokes

How do you stop an Armenian tank?

You shoot the guys pushing it.

Why are drug addicts bad at billiards?

Because they only pay to shoot up the eight ball

Read Jokes More Read Jokes

Who needs whips and chains?

Christian should have had Ana read Fifty Shades of Grey if he wanted to torture her.

Why do the KGB operate in groups of three?

A. "One can read, one can write and one to keep an eye on the two intellectuals."

Gun Jokes More Gun Jokes

What kind of guns do bees use?

BeeBee guns

What kinds of guns do T-Rex's prefer?

mainly SMALL ARMS.

Trouble Jokes More Trouble Jokes

Why did the painter from Boston have trouble making friends?

He was way too autistic for his own good.

Why dont you like Taylor Swift?

Shes awesome!". Because I knew she was trouble when she walked in.

Manual Jokes More Manual Jokes

What kind of car did Jesus drive?

a manual.

How do you keep your husband from reading your e-mail?

A: Rename the mail folder to "instruction manuals"