Why did the man throw duck food at Nurse Jackie?

Because she was a quack.

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How do you separate the men from the boys in Greece?

With a crowbar.

Why do men like love at first site?

A. It saves them a lot of time.

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Why did the old lady throw the clock outside her window?

SHE WAS MENTALLY ILL!!!!!!

What do you get when you throw a dead baby off a cliff?

A pleasant erection

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Who gave the Liberty Bell to Philadelphia ?

Must have been a duck family A duck family Didn't you say there was a quack in it !

What does Dr. Oz do when you throw scientific evidence at his head?

Ducks like a quack.