Why did the man throw duck food at Nurse Jackie?

Because she was a quack.

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What's the difference between a psychotic mental patient and a man with a bible in his hand?

Respiridol

What do a man and a rubix cube have in common?

The longer you play with them, the harder they get.

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What does Dr. Oz do when you throw scientific evidence at his head?

Ducks like a quack.

How many babies does it take to paint a house?

Depends on how hard you throw them.

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What is sticky and quacks?

Duck tape!

What did did the mother duck say to her duckling?

A: "If you don't behave, I'm gonna quack you one."