Why did the man throw duck food at Nurse Jackie?

Because she was a quack.

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Man Jokes More Man Jokes

What are you doing man?

Him: " I am dusting off man.."

Why is it so difficult for women to find a man who is sensitive, caring, and good looking?

All of those guys already have boyfriends.

Throw Jokes More Throw Jokes

How are that many Republicans candidates supposed to debate each other at once?

Throw a dollar bill in the floor and let the last one alive run for president.

What happens if I throw up in the red shoe bin by the door?

Me: Why is your question alarmingly specific 4: No reason.

Quack Jokes More Quack Jokes

Why do ducks make the best detectives?

They always quack the case

Why were the ducks arrested?

They were selling quack in the park.