Why do ducks make the best detectives?

They always quack the case

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What does a duck say when it goes to the doctor?

Quack

Which duck will destroy the establishment?

None, ducks are not allowed in politics.

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What are you on?

I said to him. "Quack" said the duck.

Why did the Easter Bunny have to fire the duck?

Because he kept quacking all the eggs!

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Why do ducks make the best detectives?

They always quack the case

Who's the best detective in Mexico?

Sherlock-Holmes

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Why do golfers wear two pairs of pants?

In case they get a hole in one!

Why does Mr Tayto carry a phone in his top pocket?

In case Johnny Onion Rings!