Why do golfers wear two pairs of pants?

In case they get a hole in one!

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Who smashed a hole through the wall?

Everyone in the office stares at me, even the Kool-Aid man

Why do golfers wear two pairs of pants?

In case they get a hole in one!

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Why doesn't a rooster wear underwear?

becuase his peckers on his head

Why don't bears wear socks?

They have bear feet

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What kind of pants does Super Mario wear?

Denim denim denim

What did the pirate say with the steering wheel in his pants?

Arrgh, it's driving me nuts!

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What do you call a pair of snakeskin trousers?

Serpants.

Why did you buy me a pair of bunny ears?

I wanted you to have a hoppy birthday!

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Why does Luigi bring an extra pair of overalls when he golfs?

In case he gets a hole-in-one

Why did Tiger Woods bring three socks instead of two?

In case he got a hole in one.

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Why did the golfer wear two pairs of pants?

Incase he got a hole in one. HEHE one of my favs. Whats your fav joke?

What is the difference between a golfer and skydiver?

A golfer goes "damn" and a skydiver goes "damn" .