Why do golfers wear two pairs of pants?

In case they get a hole in one!

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What do you call a shooting at a Mexican golf course?

A hole in Juan

What do you call it when a golfer misses the hole?

Fore-play

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Why does the KKK wear all white?

Because they hate black, people!!!

Why don't women wear watches?

Because there's a perfectly good clock on the stove

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Where do I put my pants?

He said, "Over there by mine."

Why bro?

Men with no pants fighting for a belt.. WTF

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Why can't you have two Apple watches?

Because then it would be a pair (pear)!

What's the difference between a pair of shoes and a ginger girl?

You try your best to keep your shoes from getting wet when you go to town.

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What is the difference between a BMW and a porcupine?

In the case of the bmw, the pricks are on the inside.

Whose bad idea was it to text him a 4th time just in case his phone was being weird?

Tequila, I'm looking at you.

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Why did the golfer take a spare pair of trousers with him?

Incase he got a hole in one!

Why did the golfer wear two pairs of pants?

Incase he got a hole in one. HEHE one of my favs. Whats your fav joke?