Why do golfers wear two pairs of pants?

In case they get a hole in one!

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What do you call a man in a hole?

Phil.

Why should honeymoons only last six days?

Because seven days makes a hole weak.

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What does the German President wear?

Leader-hosen.

Why are you wearing such a large shirt?

Second Clown: I always perform in the big top.

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What kind of pants does agent Mulder wear?

Just a pair 'a normal pants.

Why did the twins have twice as many shirts as pants?

Because they shared genes!

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What do you call a pair of attractive succubi?

Double D-Mons

Why should you bring two pairs of pants when you golf?

In case you get a hole-in-one (stolen from some girl at school)

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What would be a terrible name for a new beer?

Q: What would be a terrible name for a new beer A: "Mondays"...because no one would EVER want to buy a case of the Mondays...

What did the otter say to the guy whose ankle he pooped on?

Spraint your ankle!" Just in case:

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Why do golfers bring an spare change of pants?

Just in case they get a hole in one. Credit to

What do golfers do on nights out?

par**ty.