Why do golfers wear two pairs of pants?

In case they get a hole in one!

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Whats the difference between a woman in church and a woman in the bathtub?

One has hope in her soul, the other has soap in her hole.

What is the digestive system?

The digestive system is a system which starts with one hole and ends with one hole

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Why don't women wear skirts during winter?

They'll get chapped lips!

What shoes do roosters wear?

Chickenstocks

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What's the difference between Super Man and Spider Man ?

Super Man wears his underwear over his pants..

What did the pirate say with the steering wheel in his pants?

Arrgh, it's driving me nuts!

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How was the Roman Empire cut in two?

With a pair of Caesars.

What do you call two line dancers doing the dance Shoot the Rooster?

A. A Pair of Shoot (parachute)

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Why did the golfer wear two pairs of trousers?

In case he got a hole in one.

Why did the bowler bring two pairs of pants?

He wanted a spare in case he had a split.

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What are golfers afraid of?

The bogey monster

What do you call it when a golfer misses the hole?

Fore-play