Why do golfers wear two pairs of pants?

In case they get a hole in one!

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Why does Tiger Woods bring two pair of pants during a golf game?

Its in case he gets a hole-in-one.

Why don't Muslims fight each other often?

Cause they don't want no beef Edit: I'm going to crawl back into my hole now

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Why didn't the grizzly wear any shoes?

He wanted to go bear foot.

Why do priests wear underwear in the shower?

They don't like to look down on the unemployed

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Why is wrestling stupid?

It's a bunch of guy's without pants fighting for a belt....

How many angels can a pinhead dance on?

To hold up their pants.

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I dropped a pear in my car this morning.

You should drop another one, then you would have a pair.

What do you call a pair of attractive succubi?

Double D-Mons

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What do I do when my luggage gets tired?

I rest my case.

What did you just do?

CAT: *bolts for no apparent reason* ME: *bolts in the opposite direction in case she's after both of us*

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What do you call it when a golfer misses the hole?

Fore-play

What are golfers afraid of?

The bogey monster