Why do golfers wear two pairs of pants?

In case they get a hole in one!

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Why do bald men cut holes in there pockets?

To run their hands through their hair

Who smashed a hole through the wall?

Everyone in the office stares at me, even the Kool-Aid man

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What does a dog like to wear when it's exercising?

Pants.

Why does a bride wear white on her wedding day?

So the dishwasher matches the appliances

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Where I should put my pants?

He replied "Over there next to mine."

Why do firemen wear red suspenders?

To keep their pants up.

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Why didn't the two worms get on Noah's Ark in an apple ?

Because everyone had to go on in pairs !

Why did the iPhone 7 cross the road?

To buy another pair of AirPods.

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Why did the blonde keep a empty carton of milk in the fridge?

A: In case she wanted black coffee.

Why do police in the US carry a tazer and pepper spray?

In case they run out of bullets.

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Why does a golfer wear two pairs of pants?

Just in case he gets a hole in one!

What's the difference between a golfer and a skydiver?

A golfer goes "Whack, crap!", and a skydiver goes " Crap, whack!".