Why do golfers wear two pairs of pants?

In case they get a hole in one!

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Why should honeymoons only last six days?

Because seven days makes a hole weak.

How many mm3 of dirt is there in a hole 1m x 1m x 1m?

There is no dirt in the hole!

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Because there's no point in it.

What did the cow wear to the football game?

A Jersey.

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What kind of pants do ghosts wear?

Boo jeans.

Why did the golfer wear two pair of pants?

In case he got a hole in one.

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Why did the golfer bring two pairs of pants?

In case he got a hole-in-one.

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All the pairs of floating eyes

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Why do fathers take an extra pair of socks when they go golfing?

In case they get a hole in one!

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It was a case of the pot calling the cattle back...

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Why did the golfer wear two pairs of pants?

Incase he got a hole in one. HEHE one of my favs. Whats your fav joke?

Why did the golfer need to buy a new pair of socks?

Because he got a hole in one!