Why do golfers wear two pairs of pants?

In case they get a hole in one!

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Hole Jokes More Hole Jokes

What did you have on the wings of your plane?

Holes mostly..."

How do you get a polar bear in the water?

First, you cut a hole in the ice, then you sprinkle some pees around the hole. When the polar bear goes to take a pee, you kick him in the ice hole!

Wear Jokes More Wear Jokes

Why did the wizard wear a yellow robe to the Halloween party?

He was going as a banana.

Why do cows wear bells around there neck?

Because there horns don't work. :)

Pant Jokes More Pant Jokes

What are Mario and Luigi's favorite type of pants?

Denim, Denim, Denim

What do blondes do after they comb their hair?

They pull up their pants.

Pair Jokes More Pair Jokes

What do you call a pair of attractive succubi?

Double D-Mons

Why could the crab not find a pair of shoes in his size?

Child labor laws forced all the shoe factories to shut down.

Case Jokes More Case Jokes

What did you just do?

CAT: *bolts for no apparent reason* ME: *bolts in the opposite direction in case she's after both of us*

Why should all teenagers get a case for their cell phones?

Because they should use protection to practice safe text

Golfer Jokes More Golfer Jokes

Why did the Golfer feel aladeen about his socks ?

He had a hole in one.

Why did the golfer wear 2 shirts when he went golfing?

In case he got a hole-in-one!