Why did the Golfer feel aladeen about his socks ?

He had a hole in one.

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Feel Jokes More Feel Jokes

What happens to a black mans hair when it feels nauseous?

It fro's up.

Why do LGBT men typically have their whisker-hairs depilated?

So their skin won't feel so abrucive

Hole Jokes More Hole Jokes

Why did the golfer wear two pants?

He got a hole in one

Why does a golfer wear two pairs of pants?

Just in case he gets a hole in one!

Sock Jokes More Sock Jokes

How do you know a homeless woman is menstruating?

If she's only wearing one sock. (This joke brought to you courtesy the homeless guy outside my local 7-11.) Edit: tweaked the punchline.

Why did the ghoul knit herself three socks?

A: Because she grew another foot.

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Why did the golfer wear two pairs of pants?

Incase he got a hole in one. HEHE one of my favs. Whats your fav joke?

Why did the golfer take a spare pair of trousers with him?

Incase he got a hole in one!