Why did the Golfer feel aladeen about his socks ?

He had a hole in one.

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Feel Jokes More Feel Jokes

How did the cow feel when it couldn't produce milk?

Udderly useless.

How did the man feel when he got a big bill from the electric company?

He was shocked.

Hole Jokes More Hole Jokes

How do you know you're golfing with a politician?

When they get a hole-in-one they write down *zero* on the scorecard.

What's the difference between a Nun and a lady taking a bath?

The Nun has hope in her soul and the lady taking a bath has soap in her hole.

Sock Jokes More Sock Jokes

Why do all the best golfers keeping buying socks?

They get a hole in one!

What do you tell a girl who won't stop asking for a tampon?

Put a sock in it.

Golfer Jokes More Golfer Jokes

Why do golfers have the best chauffeurs?

Because they're good at picking their drivers.

Why did the golfer wear 2 shirts when he went golfing?

In case he got a hole-in-one!