Why did the Golfer feel aladeen about his socks ?

He had a hole in one.

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Feel Jokes More Feel Jokes

How did the woman feel after her legs were amputated?

Defeeted

How do you feel about perfumes being designed by computers?

Because I think it makes perfect scents.

Hole Jokes More Hole Jokes

What do you call a cow that fell in a hole?

A hole-y Cow!

What's black and full of holes?

Michael Brown

Sock Jokes More Sock Jokes

Why did the seamen cross the road?

Because I wore the wrong pair of socks this morning.

What do you tell a girl who won't stop asking for a tampon?

Put a sock in it.

Golfer Jokes More Golfer Jokes

Why do golfers wear 2 pairs of pants?

Incase he gets a hole in one

Why did the golfer wear two pairs of pants?

Incase he got a hole in one. HEHE one of my favs. Whats your fav joke?