Why did the faucet turn on?

It was feeling .

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Why do they call it the XBOX 360?

Because you turn 360 and walk away!!

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How did the man feel when he got a big bill from the electric company?

He was shocked.

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How many bureaucrats does it take to change a light bulb?

Two. One to assure that everything possible is being done about the situation and the other one to screw it into the faucet.

Why did the faucet turn on?

It was feeling .