Why did the faucet turn on?

It was feeling .

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What's pink and slowly turns red?

A baby chewing on a razor blade.

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AArrrRP

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BY THE SHOWER OF GREYSKULL!!! I wrote this joke today. Feel free to steal it.

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Why did the faucet turn on?

It was feeling .

Why couldn't the faucet be within 100 feet of the pasta bowl?

A: There was a restraining order.