Why did the faucet turn on?

It was feeling .

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What did the IT guy say to his wife after she complained about their love life?

Did you try turning me off and on again?"

How many racecar drivers does it take to screw in a lightbulb?

It's impossible, they only know how to turn to the left.

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Why did the calendar give up on life?

Because he felt his days were numbered.

How does a tail pipe feel after a long car ride?

exhausted.

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Why did the faucet turn on?

It was feeling .

Why couldn't the faucet be within 100 feet of the pasta bowl?

A: There was a restraining order.