Why did the faucet turn on?

It was feeling .

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Why don't golf courses ever serve sandwiches?

They always turn out to be sub par.

When is a computer like a blonde?

When it goes down on you as soon as you turn it on.

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Why did the black man walk backwards?

I have no idea, Your Honor, but he was coming right at me and I felt my life was at risk.

What did one the left headphone say to the right headphone as they walked through a haunted house?

This place feels earie.

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Why did the faucet turn on?

It was feeling .

How many bureaucrats does it take to change a light bulb?

Two. One to assure that everything possible is being done about the situation and the other one to screw it into the faucet.