How did the man feel when he got a big bill from the electric company?

He was shocked.

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What's the difference between a man falling from 100ft and a man falling from 10ft ?

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Egypt.

How are you feeling Grandpa?

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How did the man feel when he got a big bill from the electric company?

He was shocked.

Why does no one buy food for a platypus?

They always have a big bill!