How did the man feel when he got a big bill from the electric company?

He was shocked.

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What do you call a man holding two apples in one hand and three oranges in another?

No chance of blocking an uppercut.

How does a man show he's planning for the future?

He buys two cases of beer instead of one.

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How do you feel when your phone suddenly starts blaring your least favorite tune?

Alarmed.

Why do I love putting down kids without parents?

Cause endorphins make me feel good.

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How did the man feel when he got a big bill from the electric company?

He was shocked.

Why does no one buy food for a platypus?

They always have a big bill!