They always have a big bill!
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He was shocked.
The World War " "No. There's already been 1 of those" "Uh this is a world war, too" *the streetlights explode*
There was nothing left but de Brie.
So he could mufasa.
It can't buy you money.
A lickalottapus.
Because he didn't feel well.
It's growing on them.
Because whenever his parents saw their phone bill they got the hump.
He saw the phone bill.
A man will actually spend 20 minutes looking for a golfball... Alternative punchline: Man can actually hit a golfball...
Be patient
Waiter: We didn't want to make you sick before the food does.
A Thormos.
E.T learned English and wanted to go home.
E.T. the extra testicle.
