Big Bill Jokes

Why does no one buy food for a platypus?

They always have a big bill!

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How did the man feel when he got a big bill from the electric company?

He was shocked.

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What type of flour do you buy an orphan?

Self raising.

How does a man show he's planning for the future?

He buys two cases of beer instead of one.

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Which one of the ten men won the pun contest?

No pun in ten did!

What's awkward for a man but a normal part of the job for a lumberjack?

Morning wood.

Platypus Jokes More Platypus Jokes

Why does no one buy food for a platypus?

They always have a big bill!

What do you get when you mix a lesbian and a platypus?

A lickalottapus.

Talk Jokes More Talk Jokes

How to elephants talk to each other ?

By 'elephone !

How many dubstep fans does it take to clean a shower?

100. 1 to actually clean the shower, and 99 to stand around and talk about how filthy it is.

Explode Jokes More Explode Jokes

What grows when you squeeze it, explodes if you rub it too hard, and children love it?

A balloon animal!

What do you call an exploding monkey?

a BA-BOOM!

Phone Bill Jokes More Phone Bill Jokes

Why are E.T.'s eyes so big?

He saw the phone bill.

Why couldn't the baby camel surf the Internet?

Because whenever his parents saw their phone bill they got the hump.

Food Jokes More Food Jokes

What do Asgardians use to keep food hot?

A Thormos.

Why wasn't there any food after the monster party?

A: Because everyone was a goblin.

Feel Jokes More Feel Jokes

What did the overweight woman say to Buffalo Bill when she woke up?

I can't feel my face when I'm with you...

How does it feel to crash a rental car?

It Hertz.