Big Bill Jokes

Why does no one buy food for a platypus?

They always have a big bill!

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How did the man feel when he got a big bill from the electric company?

He was shocked.

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Platypus Jokes More Platypus Jokes

What do you get when you mix a lesbian and a platypus?

A lickalottapus.

Why does no one buy food for a platypus?

They always have a big bill!

Talk Jokes More Talk Jokes

What did the banana say to the orange?

Fruit can't talk

Why don't you talk to John anymore, you used to be best friends?

Son: Well, would you be friends with someone who was stupid, took drugs and was drunk all the time? Mom: No, Never! Son: Well neither would he!

E.T. Jokes More E.T. Jokes

What's the difference between a refugee and E.T?

E.T learned English and wanted to go home.

What did E.T.'s mother say when E.T. got home?

Where on Earth have you been??!!" **Thank you, I'll be here all night... Edit: Thanks for da love Dr. Jones!

Explode Jokes More Explode Jokes

What happened when the cheese factory exploded?

Debrie everywhere.

Where did the girl go when the bomb exploded?

Everywhere.

Buy Jokes More Buy Jokes

Why did the pervert buy 16.5 pints of salsa?

2 gals 1 cup(http://www.reddit.com/r/Canning/comments/yyhsp/my20triptothelocallatinmarketnetted165/)

What does a traffic cop do when he wins some money?

Buys an intersection for a private business work.

Food Jokes More Food Jokes

What makes food go bad?

bacteria(/spoiler)

A ham sandwhich walks into a bar and orders a beer. The bartender says...

I'm sorry, we don't serve food here

Phone Bill Jokes More Phone Bill Jokes

Why couldn't the baby camel surf the Internet?

Because whenever his parents saw their phone bill they got the hump.

Why are ET's eyes so big?

He got the phone bill

Feel Jokes More Feel Jokes

What is Rihanna's favorite song?

I can't feel my face when i'm with you"

Why did the horse feel famous on Reddit?

He was gelded.