They always have a big bill!
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He was shocked.
They get to meet their old flames!
Egypt
A: Napoleon Blownapart!
Anything Allah-cart. I found it funny. I was exploding with laughter.
they're investing in wheel estate.
Because non of the customers are ever comfortable with the idea of buying a house with a Hawk in the closet.
Because he's a cross product.
Introverted Engineer looks at His shoes when he's talking to you. Extroverted Engineer looks at Your shoes when he's talking to you.
A lickalottapus.
When she starts her sentence with "A man once told me" .
Within 3 hours they can train a man to stand at the side of a pool and feed them fish !
He got the phone bill
He saw the phone bill.
What did E.T.'s mother say to him when he got home WHERE ON EARTH HAVE YOU BEEN Saddest joke ever.
E.T actually learned English and wanted to go home.
