Big Bill Jokes

Why does no one buy food for a platypus?

They always have a big bill!

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How did the man feel when he got a big bill from the electric company?

He was shocked.

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Food Jokes More Food Jokes

What do dark jokes and food have in common?

Not everyone gets them

Why was there no food left at the Halloween party?

Because everyone was a goblin

Buy Jokes More Buy Jokes

Why did the lazy person buy a tall dog?

A: So that they didn't have to bend down to pet it.

Why is a gun better than a woman?

You can buy a silencer for a gun

Platypus Jokes More Platypus Jokes

Why does no one buy food for a platypus?

They always have a big bill!

What do you get when you mix a lesbian and a platypus?

A lickalottapus.

Phone Bill Jokes More Phone Bill Jokes

Why couldn't the baby camel surf the Internet?

Because whenever his parents saw their phone bill they got the hump.

Why are E.T.'s eyes so big?

He saw the phone bill.

Talk Jokes More Talk Jokes

What's more impressive than the talking dragon?

A spelling bee. Credit goes to a cheesestick wrapper!

What's the funniest thing the rock said to the geologist ?

Nothing. Because rocks don't talk and geology's not funny.

Feel Jokes More Feel Jokes

How does it feel to crash a rental car?

It Hertz.

What do you call a cat that has boils on its skin and can't feel it's toes?

A leperd

Explode Jokes More Explode Jokes

What do you call a Japanese kid the explodes?

A loli-pop

What is a terrorists favourite food?

Anything Allah-cart. I found it funny. I was exploding with laughter.

E.T. Jokes More E.T. Jokes

What did E.T.'s mother say to him when he got home?

What did E.T.'s mother say to him when he got home WHERE ON EARTH HAVE YOU BEEN Saddest joke ever.

What's the difference between a man and E.T.?

E.T. phoned home.