Big Bill Jokes

Why does no one buy food for a platypus?

They always have a big bill!

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How did the man feel when he got a big bill from the electric company?

He was shocked.

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Platypus Jokes More Platypus Jokes

Why does no one buy food for a platypus?

They always have a big bill!

What do you get when you mix a lesbian and a platypus?

A lickalottapus.

Talk Jokes More Talk Jokes

What would a piggy-bank say if it could talk?

Coink! Coink!

Who's there ! Baron ! Baron who ?

Baron mind who you're talking to !

Phone Bill Jokes More Phone Bill Jokes

Why are ET's eyes so big?

He got the phone bill

Why couldn't the baby camel surf the Internet?

Because whenever his parents saw their phone bill they got the hump.

Feel Jokes More Feel Jokes

How did Mars feel when the colonists were approaching?

Terra-fied.

What if I have to poop?

D: Then you should go now. *awkward pause* "Thanks I feel better."

Food Jokes More Food Jokes

How do you make a horse fast?

You take away his food.

Why is the food so cold and bland?

Dad: Because your mother put her heart and soul into it.

Buy Jokes More Buy Jokes

How do you sell a chicken to someone who is hard-of-hearing?

HEY!!! DO YOU WANT TO BUY A CHICKEN!?!?!?!

How much does it cost to buy multiple prosthetic limbs?

An arm and a leg.

E.T. Jokes More E.T. Jokes

What’s E.T. short for?

He’s only got little legs.

What's the difference between a refugee and E.T?

E.T learned English and wanted to go home.

Explode Jokes More Explode Jokes

What do you call an exploding box?

Your new Note 7 package

What did the french chef say when the cheese factory exploded?

What did the french chef say when the cheese factory exploded? Looks like we have debris all over the place