Platypus Jokes

Why does no one buy food for a platypus?

They always have a big bill!

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What do you get when you mix a lesbian and a platypus?

A lickalottapus.

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What do you get when you mix a lesbian and a platypus?

A lickalottapus.

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Tartar sauce!

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What food can tell you if a girl is pregnant?

Chickpea

How can you tell if a witch is on a diet?

Her food is potion-controlled.

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How did the man feel when he got a big bill from the electric company?

He was shocked.

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They always have a big bill!

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Why are Juggalos obsessed with hatchets?

Felons can't buy guns

Why did i buy a black phone?

So it would run faster!!

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What happens when you mix mustard and ketchup together?

it's must-up ..

What do you call a helicopter mixed with a rhino?

Well hell-if-i-know!