Platypus Jokes

Why does no one buy food for a platypus?

They always have a big bill!

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What do you get when you mix a lesbian and a platypus?

A lickalottapus.

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What do you call a dinosaur who knows how to please its woman?

A Lickalottapus

What do you get when you mix a lesbian and a platypus?

A lickalottapus.

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How did the man feel when he got a big bill from the electric company?

He was shocked.

Why does no one buy food for a platypus?

They always have a big bill!

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What do you get when you mix yoga and scouting?

Concentration camps.

What do you get when you mix an insomniac, an agnostic, and a dyslexic?

A person who stays up all night wondering whether or not there is a dog.

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What do you get if you cross a bag of snakes and a cupboard of food ?

Snakes and Larders !sna

What did the plate say to the mug?

Food's on me tonight.

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What did 1 lesbian bullfrog say to the other lesbian bullfrog?

They're right we do taste like chicken!

What do you call a lesbian with long fingernails?

Single.

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What's the difference between the grocery store and a math book?

In a math book I can buy 57 papayas at $1.99 each and no one will care.

Why aren't any atheists buying a PS4 Pro?

They don't believe in higher power.