Why does no one buy food for a platypus?

They always have a big bill!

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What the?

Oh, I accidentally bought Hamburger Hinderer

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Nestle products

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Whole Foods?

Ripped off.

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Cannibal (can able) food.

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Why does no one buy food for a platypus?

They always have a big bill!

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He was shocked.

Why does no one buy food for a platypus?

They always have a big bill!