What's the difference between Turkey and Duck?

Duck doesn't deny the Armenian Genocide.

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Difference Jokes More Difference Jokes

What's the difference between a black joke and Mexican joke?

Nothing. If you've heard Juan you've heard Jamal.

What's the difference between a woman in the bath and a woman at church?

Well... the woman at church has hope in her soul.

Duck Jokes More Duck Jokes

What do you call a crate of ducks ?

A box of quackers !

What can a lawyer do that a duck can't?

Stick his bill up his arse.

Turkey Jokes More Turkey Jokes

What sound does a Turkey make?

coup coup"

What do ISIS want for Christmas?

Turkey, apparently.

Deny Jokes More Deny Jokes

Why did Jesus lose the basketball game?

Because Peter denied him three times.

What's worse than getting dumped by your girlriend?

Getting denied by a car when hitch-hiking.

Armenian Genocide Jokes More Armenian Genocide Jokes

What's the difference between a turkey sandwich and a ham sandwich?

A turkey sandwich doesn't recognize the Armenian genocide

What's the difference between Turkey and Duck?

Duck doesn't deny the Armenian Genocide.