What's the difference between Turkey and Duck?

Duck doesn't deny the Armenian Genocide.

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What's the difference between hiring a team to write your jokes, and the team of joke writers itself?

One's a cunning plan, the others a punning clan.

What's the difference between hard and light?

I can sleep with a light on.

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What did Anne Frank say when she threw a ball at the water fowl's head?

Duck!

Why did the duck cross the road?

To get some quack

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How can you tell if a turkey is from Germany?

By the way it Goebbels

Why did the turkey get ejected from the soccer game?

He had tripped a fan.

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What's the difference between Turkey and Duck?

Duck doesn't deny the Armenian Genocide.

Why was the note denied alcohol?

Because it was A Minor.

Armenian Genocide Jokes More Armenian Genocide Jokes

What's the difference between a turkey sandwich and a ham sandwich?

A turkey sandwich doesn't recognize the Armenian genocide

What's the difference between Turkey and Duck?

Duck doesn't deny the Armenian Genocide.