What's the difference between Turkey and Duck?

Duck doesn't deny the Armenian Genocide.

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Difference Jokes More Difference Jokes

What's the difference between a fence and a wall?

I give them a wall, and they take offense.

What's the difference between Pizza and your opinion?

I asked for Pizza #KingOfjokes

Duck Jokes More Duck Jokes

What mouse has two legs?

Mickey Mouse. What duck has two legs

Why did the duck leave his flock?

Because he wanted to be a-loone.

Turkey Jokes More Turkey Jokes

How do you know Putin is late for Thanks Giving?

He's Russian to Turkey.

What the hell is this?

Turkey bacon. *throws tray against wall* I'm hungry! Not desperate!

Deny Jokes More Deny Jokes

Who do you want on your basketball team in heaven?

Peter. He can deny Jesus three times.

Why was Saint Peter so good at basketball?

He denied Jesus 3 times

Armenian Genocide Jokes More Armenian Genocide Jokes

What's the difference between a turkey sandwich and a ham sandwich?

A turkey sandwich doesn't recognize the Armenian genocide

What's the difference between Turkey and Duck?

Duck doesn't deny the Armenian Genocide.