What's the difference between Turkey and Duck?

Duck doesn't deny the Armenian Genocide.

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Difference Jokes More Difference Jokes

What's the difference between a group of midget spies and a women's track team?

One is a cunning group of runts.

What is the difference between batman and a black guy?

Batman can walk into a store without Robin

Duck Jokes More Duck Jokes

What is the difference between a horse and a duck?

One goes quick and the other goes quack!

What did the chicken say to the duck who was about to cross the road?

Don't do it, man, you'll never hear the end of it!"

Turkey Jokes More Turkey Jokes

Why did the Turkey join the band?

because he had two Drumsticks.

What's that, turkey?

GOBBLE GOBBLE Timmy fell in a well GOBBLE GOBBLE breaks turkey's neck no time for your riddles, in the oven you go

Deny Jokes More Deny Jokes

Why was Saint Peter so good at basketball?

He denied Jesus 3 times

Why were the melons upset when they were denied a marriage license?

Because it means they *cantaloupe*

Armenian Genocide Jokes More Armenian Genocide Jokes

What's the difference between Turkey and Duck?

Duck doesn't deny the Armenian Genocide.

What's the difference between a turkey sandwich and a ham sandwich?

A turkey sandwich doesn't recognize the Armenian genocide