Armenian Genocide Jokes

What's the difference between Turkey and Duck?

Duck doesn't deny the Armenian Genocide.

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What's the difference between a turkey sandwich and a ham sandwich?

A turkey sandwich doesn't recognize the Armenian genocide

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Turkey Jokes More Turkey Jokes

What's ISIS favourite meal?

Turkey! Its the bomb!

Where do turkeys go to have a good time?

The Turkey Club

Recognize Jokes More Recognize Jokes

How can you recognize a Gnome Pig?

They're the ones with the little red hats.

How do you recognize a blonde in school?

A: They are the only ones who erase their notebook when the teacher erases the board.

Armenian Jokes More Armenian Jokes

What do you call the device that keeps an Armenian man safe?

A Serj Protector.

What's the difference between a turkey sandwich and a ham sandwich?

A turkey sandwich doesn't recognize the Armenian genocide

Duck Jokes More Duck Jokes

Why did the duck leave his flock?

Because he wanted to be a-loone.

What do you get when you cross Christmas and a Duck?

A Christmas-Quacker!

Ham Sandwich Jokes More Ham Sandwich Jokes

What's the difference between a pig and a ham sandwich?

You can get a prosecutor to indict the ham sandwich.

What's the difference between a turkey sandwich and a ham sandwich?

A turkey sandwich doesn't recognize the Armenian genocide

Difference Jokes More Difference Jokes

What's the difference between a useless golfer and a useless skydiver?

The home golfer goes WHACK! "Oh no!" Whereas with the skydiver it's vice versa

What's the difference between 100 dead babies and a Lamborghini?

You won't find a Lambo in a landfill.

Deny Jokes More Deny Jokes

What's the difference between Turkey and Duck?

Duck doesn't deny the Armenian Genocide.

Why was Saint Peter so good at basketball?

He denied Jesus 3 times