Duck doesn't deny the Armenian Genocide.
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A turkey sandwich doesn't recognize the Armenian genocide
One goes quick and the other goes quack!
To stomp out forest fires.
When he was told to "go big or go home," he only had one option. (I've posted this joke here before, but I believe I've been the first, so if you recognize it as a repost it's because I wanted to tell it again!)
There is correction fluid on screen.
You can get a prosecutor to indict the ham sandwich.
A fruit doesn't need a wheelchair
You can unscrew the light bulb. - Steve Martin, "My Blue Heaven"
He got the stuffing knocked out of him.
The Coup Clucks Clan.
Because Peter denied him three times.
Because it means they *cantaloupe*
A Serj Protector.