Armenian Genocide Jokes

What's the difference between Turkey and Duck?

Duck doesn't deny the Armenian Genocide.

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What's the difference between a turkey sandwich and a ham sandwich?

A turkey sandwich doesn't recognize the Armenian genocide

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Recognize Jokes More Recognize Jokes

How do you recognize a rich ethiopian?

He only wears Rolex around his waist.

How do you recognize a blonde at a car wash?

A: She's the one on her bike.

Duck Jokes More Duck Jokes

What did the duck say when he bought lipstick?

Put it on my bill

Why do ducks have webbed feet?

To stomp out fires. Why do elephants have flat feet? To stomp out the burning ducks.

Turkey Jokes More Turkey Jokes

What happened when the turkey got into a fight?

He got the stuffing knocked out of him.

What's the difference between Turkey and Duck?

Duck doesn't deny the Armenian Genocide.

Difference Jokes More Difference Jokes

What are the differences among a piano, a tuna, and super glue?

You can tuna piano, but you can't piano a tuna

What's the difference between a High School girls track team and a tribe of pigmy?

Pigmies are a cunning bunch of runts.

Armenian Jokes More Armenian Jokes

What do you call the device that keeps an Armenian man safe?

A Serj Protector.

Why don't the Greeks, Slavs, and Armenians celebrate Thanksgiving?

Because they don't like Turkey

Deny Jokes More Deny Jokes

What's the difference between Turkey and Duck?

Duck doesn't deny the Armenian Genocide.

Who do you want on your basketball team in heaven?

Peter. He can deny Jesus three times.

Ham Sandwich Jokes More Ham Sandwich Jokes

What's the difference between a pig and a ham sandwich?

You can get a prosecutor to indict the ham sandwich.

What's the difference between a turkey sandwich and a ham sandwich?

A turkey sandwich doesn't recognize the Armenian genocide