Duck doesn't deny the Armenian Genocide.
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A turkey sandwich doesn't recognize the Armenian genocide
The baby grows up and learns to stop crying.
When you leave yogurt alone it grows a culture!
You shoot the guys pushing it.
A Serj Protector.
You can get a prosecutor to indict the ham sandwich.
An abduction. I'll quietly leave through this conveniently placed door.
A Chinese restaurant's newest entree!
A: She's the one on her bike.
When he was told to "go big or go home," he only had one option. (I've posted this joke here before, but I believe I've been the first, so if you recognize it as a repost it's because I wanted to tell it again!)
He denied Jesus 3 times
Getting denied by a car when hitch-hiking.
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