Armenian Genocide Jokes

What's the difference between Turkey and Duck?

Duck doesn't deny the Armenian Genocide.

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What's the difference between a turkey sandwich and a ham sandwich?

A turkey sandwich doesn't recognize the Armenian genocide

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Turkey Jokes More Turkey Jokes

Why did Turkey disappear?

Because Austria was Hungary.

Why do turkeys always gobble?

Why do turkeys always gobble? They havent been taught good table manners!

Armenian Jokes More Armenian Jokes

Why don't the Greeks, Slavs, and Armenians celebrate Thanksgiving?

Because they don't like Turkey

Why don't more people cook Armenian food?

Because it can be very thyme-consuming.

Duck Jokes More Duck Jokes

What do ducks use to get high?

Quack cocaine

How do ducks fly high?

They use quack!

Ham Sandwich Jokes More Ham Sandwich Jokes

What's the difference between a turkey sandwich and a ham sandwich?

A turkey sandwich doesn't recognize the Armenian genocide

What's the difference between a pig and a ham sandwich?

You can get a prosecutor to indict the ham sandwich.

Deny Jokes More Deny Jokes

What's the difference between Turkey and Duck?

Duck doesn't deny the Armenian Genocide.

Why was the note denied alcohol?

Because it was A Minor.

Difference Jokes More Difference Jokes

What's the difference between Santa Claus and Harry Potter?

Santa would never free an elf.

What's the difference between garbanzo beans an chickpeas?

I don't have to play $50 for a garbanzo bean in my face.

Recognize Jokes More Recognize Jokes

What's the difference between a turkey sandwich and a ham sandwich?

A turkey sandwich doesn't recognize the Armenian genocide

How recognize a blonde's computer ?

There is correction fluid on screen.