Why was Saint Peter so good at basketball?

He denied Jesus 3 times

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How did Jesus get his beach bod for the summer?

Cross fit

What car does Jesus drive?

A Chrysler

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Who placed 3rd for basketball in the 2016 Olympics?

LeBronze James

What do you call two Mexicans playing basketball against each other?

Juan v Juan

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Why were the melons upset when they were denied a marriage license?

Because it means they *cantaloupe*

What's worse than getting dumped by your girlriend?

Getting denied by a car when hitch-hiking.