Why was Saint Peter so good at basketball?

He denied Jesus 3 times

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Jesus Jokes More Jesus Jokes

How much does Jesus love you?

Thiiiiiiis much. (Must be said while arms are raised out to side)

What do 12 year old mexican girls and born-again christians have in common?

They both have a little Jesus in 'em...

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What do you call a basketball that rolls off court and deflates?

Out of bounce.

What do you call a Hindu god playing basketball?

Swishnu

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What's worse than getting dumped by your girlriend?

Getting denied by a car when hitch-hiking.

Why was the note denied alcohol?

Because it was A Minor.