Why was Saint Peter so good at basketball?

He denied Jesus 3 times

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What do you call a carpenter who needs fewer nails?

Jesus

What name does Jesus use when delivering pizzas?

Chjesus Chrust *Thanks I will show myself out*

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Why are criminals so good at basketball?

They shoot first and ask questions later.

Why hasn't Nintendo released a Mario themed basketball video game?

Because Japan isn't good at basketball.

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Why were the melons upset when they were denied a marriage license?

Because it means they *cantaloupe*

Why was the note denied alcohol?

Because it was A Minor.