What do you call a Hindu god playing basketball?

Swishnu

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What do you get when you cross the world's most famous skater with the world's best physicist?

A video game so realistic, when you screw up you have to play in a wheelchair.

Why is Coolio always able to play craps?

He's got a gangsta's pair a dice.

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Who placed 3rd for basketball in the 2016 Olympics?

LeBronze James

Where do Canadians play Basketball?

In the NB - "eh"

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How do you know that Hindu woman is into you?

Her diode starts flashing green.

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It lays eggs