What do you call a Hindu god playing basketball?

Swishnu

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What instrument does God play?

He plays the cello. As it says in scripture: "Our God is a cellist God."

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Why do black people play basketball?

Because it teaches them how to shoot, run and steal.

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l l l l l The Blacks.

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Her diode starts flashing green.

What do you call a Hindu god playing basketball?

Swishnu