What do you call a Hindu god playing basketball?

Swishnu

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What do you get when you play a new age song backwards?

A: A new age song.

Why didn't the dog play cards on his ocean cruise?

Because the captain stood on the deck.

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Why was Cinderella bad at basketball?

Because her coach was always a pumpkin.

What do you get if crossed a new born snake with a basketball ?

A bouncing baby boa !

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What are Hindus' favorite flowers?

Reincarnations!

Why don't Hindu rappers have battle raps?

Because they got no beef.