What do you call a Hindu god playing basketball?

Swishnu

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How do you stop the neighbours kids from playing in your yard?

Molest them

What do you call an actor from Alabama that is forced by contract to play a certain character in a production?

Role tied.

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Why hasn't Nintendo released a Mario themed basketball video game?

Because Japan isn't good at basketball.

What does basketball have?

l l l l l The Blacks.

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What is a Hindu?

It lays eggs

What are Hindus' favorite flowers?

Reincarnations!