Hindu Jokes

What do you call a Hindu god playing basketball?

Swishnu

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What are Hindus' favorite flowers?

Reincarnations!

Why don't Hindu rappers have battle raps?

Because they got no beef.

How many Hindus does it take to change a lightbulb?

None, they will keep worshipping in dark.

What do you call a Hindu lizard?

A karma chameleon

What is a Hindu?

It lays eggs

Why aren't Hindu and Chinese people allowed to play hockey?

A: Because everytime they go into the corner they open up a convienent store.

What's a Hindu?

it lays iggs."

How do you know that Hindu woman is into you?

Her diode starts flashing green.

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Chinese Jokes More Chinese Jokes

What has two wings and an arrow?

A Chinese telephone

What do you call a Chinese man with one leg shorter than the other?

Li Ning

Egg Jokes More Egg Jokes

How can you a drop a egg on concrete without cracking it?

Anyway you want. Concrete doesn't break easily.

How do you know your fridge is going through menopause?

It's all out of eggs..

Karma Chameleon Jokes More Karma Chameleon Jokes

How was the Redditor with only one karma upvote able to look like he had five karma upvotes?

He was a karma-karma-karma-karma, karma chameleon!

What do you call someone pretending to nice to people just to get upvotes?

karma chameleon

Play Jokes More Play Jokes

What's your emergency Possum: MY CHILDREN ARE ALL DEAD! Possum 911: You sure they aren't just playing?

Possum: Oh yeah

What happens when Frogs die playing Call of Duty?

They respawn.

Diode Jokes More Diode Jokes

How do you know that Hindu woman is into you?

Her diode starts flashing green.

Why are LED's a good investment?

Because they always diode.

Flash Jokes More Flash Jokes

What does Gordon program in?

FLASH... AAAHHHHHHHH. Its the language of the universe...

What kind of phone does The Flash use?

Not an iPhone because Apple doesn't support flash

Basketball Jokes More Basketball Jokes

Where do Canadians play Basketball?

In the NB - "eh"

Why do black people play basketball?

Because it teaches them how to shoot, run and steal.

Hockey Jokes More Hockey Jokes

Why can't dogs play hockey?

They always get called for roughing.

How did the blonde break her leg playing hockey with the Toronto Maple Leafs?

A: She fell out of the tree.