Why are LED's a good investment?

Because they always diode.

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Why do you want to participate in this guerrilla war?

Me: picturing myself leading an army of gorillas into battle "Independence."

What day of the week did the 1st calendar day ever fall on?

Do the math! Me: Seriously ! It's 2AM and I'm leading a meeting tomorrow

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How do you know that Hindu woman is into you?

Her diode starts flashing green.

Why did the capacitor kiss the diode?

He just couldn't resistor.......