Why are LED's a good investment?

Because they always diode.

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What's the newest fitness craze sweeping American police forces?

Lead injections.

Why couldn't Led Zeppelin play pinball?

They had No Quarter

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How do you know that Hindu woman is into you?

Her diode starts flashing green.

Why did the capacitor kiss the diode?

He just couldn't resistor.......