How do you know that Hindu woman is into you?

Her diode starts flashing green.

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How do you know that someone you met is a Harvard graduate?

He already told you so.

How many racecar drivers does it take to screw in a lightbulb?

It's impossible, they only know how to turn to the left.

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What should you do when your epileptic child starts seizing in the bathtub?

Throw in your laundry!

How do you start a rave in Uganda?

Tape a slice of bread to the ceiling

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What goes VROOM SCREECHVROOM SCREECHVROOM SCREECH?

A: A blonde going through a flashing red light.

How do you know that Hindu woman is into you?

Her diode starts flashing green.

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Why don't Hindu rappers have battle raps?

Because they got no beef.

What do you call a Hindu lizard?

A karma chameleon

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Why did the capacitor kiss the diode?

He just couldn't resistor.......

Why are LED's a good investment?

Because they always diode.