How do you know that Hindu woman is into you?

Her diode starts flashing green.

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How do you know if the camera you just bought was made in Asia?

If the shutter makes a "crick" noise.

What does God call his nose?

God knows.

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What starts with a 'C', contains the letters U, N, and T, is hairy on the outside, and soft on the inside?

A coconut!

Whats a mans favorite word that starts with 'm' and ends in 'arriage'?

A miscarriage! This joke never gets old, just like the baby!

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Why is there no such thing as an epileptic exhibitionist?

Because flashing gives them seizures.

Why do Japanese people look so serious in pictures?

Last time they saw a flash it destroyed their country

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How do you know that Hindu woman is into you?

Her diode starts flashing green.

What do you call a Hindu lizard?

A karma chameleon

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How do you know that Hindu woman is into you?

Her diode starts flashing green.

Why did the capacitor kiss the diode?

He just couldn't resistor.......