How do you know that Hindu woman is into you?

Her diode starts flashing green.

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Why couldn't the blonde write the number ELEVEN?

A: Because she didn't know which one came first!

How do you know when you have a good redneck girlfriend?

If she can give you oral with a dip in and know which to swallow and which to spit.

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What spends a good 3 hours a day in my hand?

hint* it starts with P and ends with S. Pens! :D ... wait what were YOU THINKING ! ! !

What starts with 'D' and has two letters in it?

w

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How do you know that Hindu woman is into you?

Her diode starts flashing green.

What goes Vrrrooom-schreech, Vrrrooom-schreech, Vrrrooom-schreech?

A blonde at a flashing red light.

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What do you call a Hindu god playing basketball?

Swishnu

Why aren't Hindu and Chinese people allowed to play hockey?

A: Because everytime they go into the corner they open up a convienent store.

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How do you know that Hindu woman is into you?

Her diode starts flashing green.

Why are LED's a good investment?

Because they always diode.