How do you know that Hindu woman is into you?

Her diode starts flashing green.

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Whatever's the matter ?

asked her mother. 'I don't know' replied Mary 'but the teacher thinks I may have caught decimals.'

Why should you never mess with a Gladiator who knows his English literature?

First he'll bellowulf at you, then he'll shakespeare

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What did soviet russians use for lighting before they started using candles?

Electricity.

Why did the hacker start selling his services?

So he could make his 4Chan.

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How'd you get the scratches?

flash back to me bathing my cat* -Uh, this chick bro. Yeah.

What goes Vroom!..screech..Vroom!..screech?

A blonde at a flashing red light.

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Why aren't Hindu and Chinese people allowed to play hockey?

A: Because everytime they go into the corner they open up a convienent store.

What's a Hindu?

it lays iggs."

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Why are LED's a good investment?

Because they always diode.

How do you know that Hindu woman is into you?

Her diode starts flashing green.