What is a Hindu?

It lays eggs

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Egg Jokes More Egg Jokes

How can u drop an egg onto a concrete floor without breaking it?

A: Any way you want, concrete floors tend to be very hard to crack.

What do you get when you put a flight stick in an egg?

A yoke.

Lay Jokes More Lay Jokes

What did the lobster say when he saw the mermaid?

Gotta lay off the sea-weed.

Why doesn't anyone get laid on Thanksgiving?

All the coats are on the bed!

Hindu Jokes More Hindu Jokes

What's a Hindu?

it lays iggs."

What do you call a Hindu lizard?

A karma chameleon