What is a Hindu?

It lays eggs

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How does a WWE wrestler like his eggs?

Raw

What does an egg say to another egg?

Nothing, eggs can't talk.

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How can working with cow hide help on a first date?

As if she's going to lay there and be swayed by some new buck.

What do you call it when a soldier gets laid?

Tactical Insertion.* What do you call it when a COD player gets laid *Lies.*

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How do you know that Hindu woman is into you?

Her diode starts flashing green.

Why don't Hindu rappers have battle raps?

Because they got no beef.