Why am I scared of french pastry chefs?

They give me the crepes.

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What is round and hates French people?

The World.

Why can't French people count to 5?

Because there's a in the way.

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Why was the French chef sent to prison?

He was convicted of crepe.

What did the french food critic say when he was given a savoury pancake?

It's crepe"