Why am I scared of french pastry chefs?

They give me the crepes.

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Who is the easiest to get a high-five from in a war?

The French. They always have their hands up.

What do you get when you throw a grenade into a french kitchen?

Linoleum Blownapart

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What do you call an eerie French pastry chef?

A crepe.

Why am I scared of french pastry chefs?

They give me the crepes.