What is round and hates French people?

The World.

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How many Aquarians does it take to change a lightbulb?

A hundred but they'll all be competing to be the one to change the bulb and bring light to the world.

What is the bigest pencil in the world?

A. Pennsylvania

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What side dish do frogs like to enjoy with their hamburgers?

French Flies!

Why do French people only ever have one egg for breakfast?

Because one egg is

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Why do Native Americans hate snow?

Because it's white and settles on their land

What's one thing you hated as a kid but love as an adult?

Molestation.

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What do French people call a really bad Thursday?

A trajeudi.

What do French people put on really funny sandwiches?

LMAO