What is round and hates French people?

The World.

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What is the thinnest book in the world?

What Men Know About Women

What did Putin say when the world got mad at him for invading the Ukraine?

Cri-me-a river!"

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How do you distinguish a French tank from a British tank?

The rear-view mirrors

Why is French body armour so cheap?

They only need it for their back

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Why do black men hate posting on reddit?

Because they can't deny that their comment was the parent.

What type of music do balloons hate?

Pop music!

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What do French people say after they've gone to the bathroom?

Au revoir poo poo

What do French people do when vacationing in Laos?

They go swimming in Laotian