What is round and hates French people?

The World.

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World Jokes More World Jokes

What would Fred Flintstone say if you asked him which city had the Burj Khalifa, the tallest building in the world?

Abu Dhabi Dooooooo!

How does a white girl prepare for the world?

Basic training.

French Jokes More French Jokes

What do you call a French sandal?

Philippe Flop!

What do you call a French General who charged into battle and died?

Napoleon Blownaparte

Hate Jokes More Hate Jokes

Why did Karl Marx hate Earl Grey?

Because all proper tea is theft.

Why does ISIS only drink drip coffee?

Because they hate French Press!

French People Jokes More French People Jokes

What do French people put on really funny sandwiches?

LMAO

What is round and hates French people?

The World.