What did Putin say when the world got mad at him for invading the Ukraine?

Cri-me-a river!"

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What would you call Hispanics if everyone in the world were completely equal?

Equatinos

Why did the chicken go around the world?

Because his name was Marco Pollo..

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What's Vladimir's favorite song?

Putin on the Ritz

What do you call a Soviet ruler dancing on a cracker?

Putin on the Ritz. *ba-dum tsh*

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What is dark, invades you in your sleep, and starts with N-I-G?

Nightmares you racist.

Why did the U.S. invade Panama?

Just Cause

Ukraine Jokes More Ukraine Jokes

What did Putin say to Ukraine after invading?

Crimea River.

What did Russia say to Ukraine?

Crimea River