What did Putin say when the world got mad at him for invading the Ukraine?

Cri-me-a river!"

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What do you call a group of cattle sent into orbit?

The first herd shot round the world!

Why does the USA use F?

The rest of the world has varying degrees of communism.

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What is the saddest that can happen to Putin's team for the olympic games ?

To be put out.

What do you think about the Russian military intervention in Krimea?

I think they're just Stalin. If they are, soviet, as long as they're Putin their weapons away.

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Why us it not good to have an oily face?

The US might invade it.

What did Putin say to Ukraine after invading?

Crimea River.

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Why shouldn't you wear loose fitting shorts when visiting Ukraine?

Because Chernobyl fallout

Why shouldn't you buy trousers from northern Ukraine?

Chernobyl fallout