What did Putin say when the world got mad at him for invading the Ukraine?

Cri-me-a river!"

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World Jokes More World Jokes

What goes all around the world but stays in one corner the entire time?

Stamps!

Why did Oscar Pistorius shoot his girlfriend in the bathroom?

Because he's one of the few people in World that couldn't kick down the door.

Putin Jokes More Putin Jokes

What do you think about the Russian military intervention in Krimea?

I think they're just Stalin. If they are, soviet, as long as they're Putin their weapons away.

What does Putin say during his new years speech?

Don't know but its so scary that they drink for ten days straight right after!

Invade Jokes More Invade Jokes

How do the Russians invade the Ukraine?

They rush in.

What is dark, invades you in your sleep, and starts with N-I-G?

Nightmares you racist.

Ukraine Jokes More Ukraine Jokes

What does Ukraine have in common with the iPhone 7?

They both suffered the loss of one very important port.

Why are people leaving the Ukraine?

I don't know but they sure are Russian.