Why is an executioner a terrible high-fiver?

He always leaves you hanging

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What is the meanest practical joke one can pull on a blind person?

Leaving a plunger in the toilet.

What's the hardest part of breaking up with a leper ?

They always leave a piece of themselves behind.

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Why do all the ladies love Jesus?

spreads out arms to fullest length) Because he was hung like this.

What did the people who hung Jesus to the cross say?

Nailed it

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Why is an executioner a terrible high-fiver?

He always leaves you hanging

How does the executioner like his coffee?

Decap