Why is an executioner a terrible high-fiver?

He always leaves you hanging

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What did UK say while leaving?

It's not EU, it's me

What did the rubber ball say when he left the yo-yo's late night house party?

You better get some sleep - I'm gonna bounce!

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Why do abcdefghijklmopqrstuvwxy &amp z hate hanging out with the letter n?

Because n always has to be the center of attention.

Why is that bear hanging out in the bar?

ME: He's a well known, gimmick. IAN: Really ME: That's Conan. Conan The Bar Bear, Ian.

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What did the executioner say to the prisoner?

Hang on a minute."

What did the executioner say to his wife when he left?

I'll beheading out now.