Why is an executioner a terrible high-fiver?

He always leaves you hanging

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What does weed and your girlfriend have in common?

They both leave me sticky fingers. 7

What did the redditor do to a post?

He rEDDITed it. I'll leave.

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Where do the bacteria gangsters hang out?

On the Yeast Side.

What do you call two guys with no arms or legs hanging from a window?

Curt and Rod

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How did the executioner learn about knots?

By watching the noose.

What did the executioner say to the prisoner?

Hang on a minute."