Why is an executioner a terrible high-fiver?

He always leaves you hanging

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What are you praying for?

Husband: For guidance. Wife: Pray for hardness. Leave guidance to me!!!

What did one calculator say to the other when it was time for it to leave?

Aight I'll calcu-lata

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Why didn't they punish the student who hung himself?

He was already suspended.

Why do all the ladies love Jesus?

spreads out arms to fullest length) Because he was hung like this.

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How does the executioner like his coffee?

Decap

What did the executioner say to the prisoner?

Hang on a minute."