Why is an executioner a terrible high-fiver?

He always leaves you hanging

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How many were left?

Nine!

Why did Comic Sans's girlfriend leave him?

He just wasn't her type.

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Why should you not let your kids go to Korean Discos?

Because you don't want them hanging around Parks at night.

What is the name of an Irish girl who hangs out on your lawn?

Patti O'Furniture

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What did the executioner say to the prisoner?

Hang on a minute."

Why is an executioner a terrible high-fiver?

He always leaves you hanging