Quatro cinqo.
Because they can get 4g
soup
A stick.
You: You can tuna piano but you can't piano a tuna! Person getting told joke: What about the jar of glue? You: I knew you'd get stuck there
A: A car thief who can't drive!
Carry the Juan
Cuatros Cincos
Sinko de mayo
quatro cinco
Cuatro cinco
A: Quatro sinko.