What starts with the letter "M" and picks up metal?

Mexicans.

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Why did the EU start downloading random stuff to it's computer?

It had freed up one GB of space.

What word starts with N, ends with R, and you never wanna call a black guy?

Neighour

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What do you call a Mexican knight?

The Chosen Juan.

Why shouldn't you run over a mexican kid on a bike?

Because it might be your bike.

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What do you do when your nose goes on strike?

Pick it! (Picket)

How do you confuse an irishman?

Lean 3 shovels against the wall and tell him to take his pick.

M Jokes More M Jokes

Whatcha doing on the PC?

Daughter: Looking at peckers. M: WHAT ! D: Science project on chickens. M: Oh. D: You walked RIGHT into that.

What would you like?

ME:What would YOU like W:Excuse me M:No one ever asks you, do they W:*tearing up* No.. they don't. Thank you.

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What do you have in December that you don't have in any other month ?

The letter "D" !

Which two letters of the alphabet are nothing?

MT (empty)

Metal Jokes More Metal Jokes

What is an MRI's favorite music?

Metal

What color is the most metal?

Ma a