What starts with the letter "M" and picks up metal?

Mexicans.

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What starts with a 'C', contains the letters U, N, and T, is hairy on the outside, and soft on the inside?

A coconut!

How did the dollar bill feel when his change started disappearing?

Coincerned

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How do Mexican dogs say "hello" when in Japan?

Konnichihuahua

What do you call a Mexican dessert that won't sink?

Or) What do you call an effeminate Mexican custard Flanboyant Muy terrible. I know.

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Who picks it up?

Santa. The other two don't exist.

What does it take for a soldier in uniform to pick up a girl?

a smile and wave!

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Whatcha doing on the PC?

Daughter: Looking at peckers. M: WHAT ! D: Science project on chickens. M: Oh. D: You walked RIGHT into that.

Whats the difference between a Doctors Without Borders hospital and ISIS?

How would I know, Im just a US Air Force Operator.

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Why was "C" afraid of all the other letters ?

They are all "Not-C's" !

Why do postmen carry letters?

Because the letters can't go anywhere by themselves.

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What color is the most metal?

Ma a

What's your favorite genre of music?

Not Metal."