What starts with the letter "M" and picks up metal?

Mexicans.

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What's the proper procedure when witnessing someone having a seizure in a bathtub?

Sprint to your room, grab all the dirty clothes you can, and start saving money on laundry.

What starts with an A and has a boom at the end?

Allahu akbar

Mexican Jokes More Mexican Jokes

How many stuttering Mexicans does it take to crash a server?

D--Dos

What Do You Call A Mexican From The Caribbean?

A Carabiner

Pick Jokes More Pick Jokes

What does a ghost pick out of his nose?

Boo-gers

Why don't Mexicans blow their noses?

So that they have something to pick in the off-season.

M Jokes More M Jokes

What word starts with M and ends in arraige and is a man's favourite thing?

Miscarriage. This joke never gets old, just like the baby.

What does a guy who can predict the lottery numbers 99% of the time have in common with the letters C, D, G, H, J, K, M, N, O, P, Q, R, S, T, U, V, W, X, Y, and Z?

They're not infallible

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What starts with 'D' and has two letters in it?

w

How many redditors does it take to send a letter?

Three. One to post it, and two to repost it.

Metal Jokes More Metal Jokes

What is an MRI's favorite music?

Metal

Whats Wolverine's favorite genre of music?

Metal.