What starts with the letter "M" and picks up metal?

Mexicans.

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Who wants to hear an awesome knock knock joke?

Okay, you start.

How many countries does it take to screw in a lightbulb?

Five. Germany to start it, France to try and then give up almost immediately, Italy to start, give up, and try again from the other side, America to finish it and claim credit for the whole thing, and Switzerland to sit in the dark and pretend that nothing happened.

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What do Mexicans say on their first day in America?

Jose can you see, by the dawn's early light...

How can you tell if a Mexican is feeling sad?

They're wearing a SOMBERERO

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What did the kangaroo say when her baby was missing?

Help! My pocket's been picked!

How do you pick up older Spanish women?

Hola Seniority

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What can I get for you?

Me: Steak, please. W: How would you like that cooked M: By anyone other than my wife

Why couldn't The Doctor play baseball?

They couldn't figure out Who was on first (Sorry, if this has been submitted before, im new here)

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How do you take the letter "F" out of the word "WAY" ?

There is no F in way.

Why is the letter T like an island?

Because its in the middle of water!!!

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How do you stop a metal from rusting?

Use some antioxidants

What do you get when you cross a spud and a metal show?

Moshed potatoes.