Why do people traveling east out of Sweden get a metal?

Because they're crossing the Finnish line.

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By crossing the Finnish line!

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Why do people traveling east out of Sweden get a metal?

Because they're crossing the Finnish line.

Where does a race on the Swedish border end at?

The Finnish line.

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Why do people traveling east out of Sweden get a metal?

Because they're crossing the Finnish line.

What starts with the letter "M" and picks up metal?

Mexicans.