Because they're crossing the Finnish line.
Well, all marriages are legal in North Korea, but no one has them because there's no rice to throw.
Because they aren't mourning people. I just made this up!! Could you all help me with the wording? It feels like it could be a little better I just don't know how to word it differently while using the same "mourning" pun as the punch line.
A boomerang
Bacon and scrambled leggs.
Because they pack light.
He thought nothing could possibly travel faster than sea.
He's staring at your shoes instead of his own.
Finn Laden.
A Finnish line.
Swedouts.
Computer
Moshed potatoes.
