What do ghosts use to phone home?

A terror-phone.

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How did God get Mary pregnant?

He used the holy immaculate contraception

What drug does the lord use to get work done?

God speed.

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Which ghost sailed the seven seas looking for rubbish and blubber?

The ghost of BinBag the Whaler.

How do ghost listen to music?

With a bootooth