What do ghosts use to phone home?

A terror-phone.

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What does the KKK use to bake cookies?

White flour!

Which hand did Henry VIII use to wipe his bottom with?

Anne Boleyn's.

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Why was the ghost uneducated?

He was too ghoul for school

How does a ghost defend its self?

Kung Boo