What do ghosts use to phone home?

A terror-phone.

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What is a banged-up used car?

A car in first-crash condition.

What do you call an armoire that is secretly used as a closet?

A closet closet.

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Why did the ghost get kicked out of the bar?

Because he was sheet faced.

What do you call the sound a ghost makes when he calls you?

A phone moan.