What do ghosts use to phone home?

A terror-phone.

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What sort of cheese do you use to get a bear to go on a outing with you?

Camembert

What do dwarves use to cut their pizza?

Little Caesars

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What part of the house does a ghost not use?

The living room

What do you get when you goose a ghost?

A handful of sheet.