What do ghosts use to phone home?

A terror-phone.

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What do you use to make boot soup?

Birkenstock

What do prisoners used to talk to each other in jail?

Cell Phones.

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What do ghosts drink for Halloween?

BOOOOZE!

What do you call two detectives tracking down a ghost?

Pair-a-normal investigators.