How do you keep a idiot waiting?

I'll tell you guys later.

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What happened when Helium told a joke?

There was no reaction

How can you tell when a politician is lying?

When their lips move

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How can I help you?

Me: "Why did you guys put my frog on the No-Fly List !" Agent: "Umm..." Me: "DAMMIT, HE'S STARVING!"

What did the Moderate Moslem say before hitting a guy for criticizing his religion?

It's alright, reddit'll say this had nothing to do Islam.

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How do you keep an idiot busy?

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How to make an idiot curious?

I'll post the answer tomorrow.

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How many Deadheads (Grateful Dead fans) does it take to change a lightbulb?

No one knows, they wait for it to burn out and follow it around for twenty years.

What is the hardest part about firing a black man?

Waiting for him to show up.