How do you keep a idiot waiting?

I'll tell you guys later.

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How can you tell if a fencer is a redditor?

By how often he ripostes.

How do you tell the difference between a computer scientist and an aspiring music artist?

Ask them what 'unsigned' means.

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Why did the guy at the trainyard get struck by lightning?

He was an excellent conductor

What do you call a guy with 15 rabbits up his arse?

Warren.

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What do a burnt pizza and a baby have in common?

Some idiot pulled it out to late

What do you call an idiot?

You

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What else did I forget?

WHERE IS MY BABY ! Wait, do I have one of those DO I HAVE A BABY !

How are bad dubstep and constipation similar?

Both leave you waiting for the drop.