How do you keep a idiot waiting?

I'll tell you guys later.

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How do you tell if a black woman is pregnant?

All the cotton has been picked from her tampon.

I can't tell if i like this blender...

It keeps giving me mixed results.

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What did the guy who didn't like vegetables say?

I don't really carrot all for vegetables."

How many guys does it take to open a beer?

None, it should be open when she brings it to you.

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How do you keep an idiot in suspense?

I'll tell you tomorrow.

How do you keep an Idiot occupied?

Click here to find out( http://www.reddit.com/r/Jokes/comments/1v1wqm/howdoyoukeepanidiotoccupied/)

Wait Jokes More Wait Jokes

How are bad dubstep and constipation similar?

Both leave you waiting for the drop.

What does an accountant say when you ask him the time?

It's 9.18 am and 12 seconds no wait - 13 seconds no wait - 14 seconds no wait......