How do you keep a idiot waiting?

I'll tell you guys later.

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What did the Mexican doctor tell the Lone Ranger?

Estas muriendo. Tu necesitas chemo. Sabe?

How do you know you're talking to a pilot?

Don't worry, they'll tell you.

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What do you call a guy with no arms, no legs, and sits in a pile of leaves?

Russell.

How does a guy prove he's tough?

He jogs home after his vasectomy. . Fairly old, vasectomies may not be so bad any longer.

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Who is that Idiot..?

If Boy is in love - His parent Ask: Idiot, Who is that Girl.. Moral :: No matter who ever is in love... Boys Are Always Idiot :P (LOL)

Which color confuses an idiot?

Blue

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How many Deadheads (Grateful Dead fans) does it take to change a lightbulb?

No one knows, they wait for it to burn out and follow it around for twenty years.

Whats the difference between a priest and acne?

One waits till you're 14 before coming on your face.