How does an idiot call for his dog?

He puts two fingers in his mouth and then shouts Rover.

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Dog Jokes More Dog Jokes

Why did the dog go to the funeral?

Because he was a paw bearer.

What do you call an asian walking a dog?

A vegetarian.

Finger Jokes More Finger Jokes

Why doesn't the Kentucky Fried Chicken use toilet paper?

It's finger licking good.

What do you call it when you finger a pony?

Feeling a little horse.

Mouth Jokes More Mouth Jokes

How do you know when a politician is lying?

Their mouth is moving.

What should you do when you see a blond with a pin in her mouth?

RUN! She's got a grenade in her mouth!

Idiot Jokes More Idiot Jokes

How bad is it, Doctor?

Doc: Damn it I told you I'm a mine worker not a doctor. It's my name, idiot

Why did the chicken knock knock?

Q - Why did the chicken cross the road? A - To see the idiot across the street. Q - Knock knock. (Who's there?) A - The chicken.

Shout Jokes More Shout Jokes

Why did the knight run about shouting for a tin opener ?

He had a bee in his suit of armour !

How do you make 30 senior citizens swear?

Shout "Bingo!" before them

Rover Jokes More Rover Jokes

How does an idiot call for his dog?

He puts two fingers in his mouth and then shouts Rover.

What do you call it when an Asian composer really needs the bathroom?

Rover Flows Out Of You.