How does an idiot call for his dog?

He puts two fingers in his mouth and then shouts Rover.

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Dog Jokes More Dog Jokes

How do dogs like their eggs cooked?

Pooched.

Why does a dog on a U-boat have a deep bark?

Because he's a sub woofer.

Finger Jokes More Finger Jokes

What is the difference between a Gynecologist and a Urologist ?

The smell of their fingers.

How can you tell if a mechanic went home for lunch?

One of his fingers is clean

Mouth Jokes More Mouth Jokes

What do you call it when you thrust a hairy pole in and out of your mouth, and at the end you spit out a white liquid?

Brushing your teeth!

Why do babies love sticking things in their mouth?

And why doesn't my girlfriend share this impulse?

Idiot Jokes More Idiot Jokes

How bad is it, Doctor?

Doc: Damn it I told you I'm a mine worker not a doctor. It's my name, idiot

Why are there no cats on Mars?

Because there is no oxygen and they'd die from UV radiation, you idiot.

Shout Jokes More Shout Jokes

Why should you never shout at a pirate?

Because it hurts their buccaneers. (Sorry it's lame, I just made it up)

How are the Buffalo Bills like Billy Graham?

Both of them fill a stadium with 60,000 people shouting " "

Rover Jokes More Rover Jokes

What do you call it when an Asian composer really needs the bathroom?

Rover Flows Out Of You.

How does an idiot call for his dog?

He puts two fingers in his mouth and then shouts Rover.