How does an idiot call for his dog?

He puts two fingers in his mouth and then shouts Rover.

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Wheres my dog gone?

Dead in the trash

What time is it when twenty dogs and one cat get together?

20 after 1.

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What did the tailor say when he pricked his finger?

A: Darn!

What has four fingers and a thumb but is not alive?

A glove.) First response: "My Aunt Lydia."

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Why do babies love sticking things in their mouth?

And why doesn't my girlfriend share this impulse?

What's grey, yellow, grey, yellow, grey, yellow, grey, yellow, grey, yellow, grey, yellow?

An elephant rolling down a hill with a daisy in its mouth!

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How to make an idiot curious?

I'll post the answer tomorrow.

Why did the idiot have his sundial floodlit ?

So he could tell the time at night !

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How do you find a British person in a crowd?

1. Shout 0800 00 2. Wait for them to shout 1066.

What does a Japanese chef shout in bed?

Ooo mami! (Umami)

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How does an idiot call for his dog?

He puts two fingers in his mouth and then shouts Rover.

What do you call it when an Asian composer really needs the bathroom?

Rover Flows Out Of You.