What's the difference between a baby and a submarine?

I've never been in a submarine.

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Difference Jokes More Difference Jokes

What is the difference between J. Winston and a cat?

One ruins girls clothes and steals crab legs, the other one is also losing the Rose Bowl.

Whats The Difference Between a Hobo On a Unicycle And a Man In a Suit On a Bike?

Attire.

Baby Jokes More Baby Jokes

Why can't the train lady have a baby?

Because she's miss carriaged.

Why aren't there any 'Knock, Knock' jokes about America?

Cuz freedom rings, baby!

Submarine Jokes More Submarine Jokes

What did the sardine call the submarine ?

A can of people !

What do fish call a submarine?

Unidentified Floating Object