What's the difference between a baby and a submarine?

I've never been in a submarine.

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Difference Jokes More Difference Jokes

What is the difference between an event at the X Games and a sorrority?

One is a bunch of Cunning Stunts

What's the difference between a bowling ball and a French girl?

You can only fit three fingers in a bowling ball.

Baby Jokes More Baby Jokes

How do you keep a baby from crawling in circles?

nail the other hand to the floor.

What's the difference between a truck full of marbles and a truck full of babies?

You can't unload a truck full of marbles with a pitchfork.

Submarine Jokes More Submarine Jokes

What can walk over the water, but can travel under the water without getting wet?

Jesus in a submarine.

What's the similarity between Madeline Mccann and a submarine?

They are both at the bottom of the ocean full of seamen.