What's the difference between a baby and a submarine?

I've never been in a submarine.

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What's the difference between a bicycle and a black man?

A bike doesn't start singing when you put chains on it.

What's the difference between a violin and a fiddle?

You can spill your beer on a fiddle.

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What is the difference between a baby and a bag of cocaine?

Eric Clapton would NEVER drop a bag of cocaine.

Why did the blonde make love in the microwave?

A: She wanted to have a baby in 9 minutes.

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What did the sardine call the submarine ?

A can of people !

What do Windows and a submarine have in common?

If you open the windows in a submarine, your problems will begin.