What's the difference between a baby and a submarine?

I've never been in a submarine.

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What's the difference between an arts student and a table?

A table can support itself

What's the difference between a Mexican and an elevator?

An elevator can raise a family I'll just see myself out.

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What two things should people stop shaking because shaking hurts these things development?

Polaroid Integral Film and Babies

How long does it take To microwave a baby?

I'm too busy jerking of to watch a timer.

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What's the similarity between Madeline Mccann and a submarine?

They are both at the bottom of the ocean full of seamen.

What is hard, long, and full of seamen?

A submarine