Why can't the train lady have a baby?

Because she's miss carriaged.

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Why did the terrorists have to blow up a Paris nightclub?

Because their planes kept missing the Eiffel Tower.

What did Matthew McConaughey yell at the drive that was about to miss his turn?

A right a right a right!

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What did the ceiling fan say?

YEEEEAAAAH! GO CEILING! YOU NUMBER ONE BABY! WOOOOOOHOOOOOO!

How did the Italian chef break up with his girlfriend?

Pasta la vista, baby."