Why can't the train lady have a baby?

Because she's miss carriaged.

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What do you call a missing psychic midget?

A small medium at large.

Why did Edward miss his flight out of Russia?

Because he was Snowden.

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What's the difference between a sandwich and a baby?

Doesn't matter, they both taste the same.

What's black and taps on the window?

A baby in the microwave :)