Why can't the train lady have a baby?

Because she's miss carriaged.

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What's the difference between bullets and everyone ?

Everyone misses Harambe.

Why did the bat miss the bus?

Because he hung around for too long.

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What is the first thing you feel when you shoot a baby with a gun?

Recoil

Where do baby apes sleep?

Apricots.