Why can't the train lady have a baby?

Because she's miss carriaged.

Previous Random Joke Next

Miss Jokes More Miss Jokes

Whose funeral was this photo taken at?

John, serious tone: "I dunno. Let's see who's missing" possible funniest thing john has said

Why can't a Stormtrooper have a baby?

Because they always miss.

Baby Jokes More Baby Jokes

What screams, wails, and lights up?

A bus-load of babies on fire.

How many babies can fit in a blender?

Depends how powerful the blender is