Why can't the train lady have a baby?

Because she's miss carriaged.

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What do you call a person who is missing his left eye, left ear, left arm and left leg?

Alright.

What's missing from star wars 7?

Maybe SPOILER Nobody's limbs.

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Why don't witches have babies?

Because their men have hollow-weenies!

When do you know that you are getting old?

When you have babies on purpose