What's missing from star wars 7?

Maybe SPOILER Nobody's limbs.

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What if the missing plane is still up there?

What " Did you check the sky "No." See, this is why you'll never advance, Kevin.

What drives you?

Me: The bus mostly Interviewer: I mean what motivates you to get out of bed in the morning M: missing the bus

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What programming language do they use in Star Wars?

JawaScript

Who is the best Podracer in Star Wars?

Michael Chewbacca EDIT: Some people don't get the joke..... Michael schumacher is a F1 race car driving legend.

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What's the difference between a motivational speaker and a baseball player?

The baseball player has all of its limbs.

What does a tree say after it gets knocked over by the wind?

I went out on a limb.