What do you call a kid with an eyepatch and no limbs?

Names.

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What do you call a waffle that's been buried in sand?

Sandiego (The first joke I ever made as a kid)

What do you tell a kid with two black eyes?

Nothing. You already told him twice.

Limb Jokes More Limb Jokes

What does a tree say after it gets knocked over by the wind?

I went out on a limb.

What did the starfish say when it realized that it lost it's ability to regenerate limbs?

I can't remember.

Name Jokes More Name Jokes

What were their names?

Hot and Cold.

What did the black mother name her 5 daughters?

Tyrone, Tyrone, Tyrone, Tyrone, and Tyrone. How did she tell them apart She called them by their last names!

Eyepatch Jokes More Eyepatch Jokes

What do you call a kid with no arms, no legs, and an eyepatch?

Names.

What do you call a kid with no legs, no arms and an eyepatch?

Names.