What do you call a kid with an eyepatch and no limbs?

Names.

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What do you call it when a video game character gets hair on his body?

Q*berty. (my kids wrote this!)

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All the black ones are accidentals.

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I went out on a limb.

What do you call the deaf man with no limbs?

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What do you call a kid with no legs, no arms and an eyepatch?

Names.

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How did the pirate fix the hole in his pants?

He used an eyepatch

What do you call a kid with no arms and an eyepatch?

Names!