Names.
Simple, I grab them under their arm pits, bend at the knees and stand up, how else would you do it
Wife: They'll get lazy and dependent and never, ever go away. Me: *looks warily at our kids*
Whatever you want.
The baseball player has all of its limbs.
She looked at their last names...
Friend has an eyepatch on for some reason or another and I'm running out of decent jokes.
