What do you call a kid with an eyepatch and no limbs?

Names.

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Why did the kid cross the playground?

To get to the other slide.

Why do kids hate Steven Hawking?

They don't like their vegetables.

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What's missing from star wars 7?

Maybe SPOILER Nobody's limbs.

What's the difference between a baby and a tree?

Trees don't bleed when you cut their limbs off.

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What do you call a kid with no arms, no legs, and an eyepatch?

Names.

How does she tell them apart?

Their last names.

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What's your favorite pirate joke?

Friend has an eyepatch on for some reason or another and I'm running out of decent jokes.

What do you call a kid with no arms and an eyepatch?

Names!