Where do you have to go to find a man who is truly into commitment?

A mental hospital.

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Why is it so difficult for women to find a man who is sensitive, caring, and good looking?

All of those guys already have boyfriends.

Why couldn't the man be bothered to look at the origami mountains?

because it was pay-per view.* "paper view"

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Whats the difference between the psychiatrists and the patients at a mental hospital?

The patients are the ones who eventually get better and get to go home.

What animal do psychiatrists bring in to mental hospitals to help patients with social anxiety?

Squirrels they're the best at getting nuts out of their shells.

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Where do you have to go to find a man who is truly into commitment?

A mental hospital.

Why did Shrodinger's girlfriend dump him?

Because she didn't like his lack of commitment