Where do you have to go to find a man who is truly into commitment?

A mental hospital.

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Why do men buy electric lawn mowers?

A. So they can find their way back to the house.

What is the most faithful insect ?

A flea once they find someone they like they stick to them !

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What do you call a man with no arms?

Anything you want. He is 'armless

What do you call a man with no arms and no legs laying in a pile of leaves?

Russel.

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What person shows you around a mental hospital?

Tour-ettes :)

What animal do psychiatrists bring in to mental hospitals to help patients with social anxiety?

Squirrels they're the best at getting nuts out of their shells.

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Why is Barbie's boyfriend afraid of commitment?

He's a chic Ken.

Why did the psych ward escapee never get married?

He had a fear of commitment