Where do you have to go to find a man who is truly into commitment?

A mental hospital.

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The Captains log

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OC Icy dead people!

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A MANDATE

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The patients are the ones who eventually get better and get to go home.

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Tour-ettes :)

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Because she didn't like his lack of commitment

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He's a chic Ken.