Where do you have to go to find a man who is truly into commitment?

A mental hospital.

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Where can you find the best Black Friday deals with items at 100% off?

Ferguson!

What did the slaughterhouse foreman say when he found out his best butcher had his heart, lungs and kidneys ripped out in a cutter accident?

That's offal

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How come a man driving a train got struck by lightning?

He was a good conductor.

What happened at the funeral of the man who invented the USB?

They lowered his coffin, took it out, flipped it the other way round, then lowered it again.

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What's the best way to get to the mental hospital?

Take the psychopath!!

What animal do psychiatrists bring in to mental hospitals to help patients with social anxiety?

Squirrels they're the best at getting nuts out of their shells.

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Why did Shrodinger's girlfriend dump him?

Because she didn't like his lack of commitment

Why is Barbie's boyfriend afraid of commitment?

He's a chic Ken.