What do ateists wear on their necks as an indication of their commitment to the atheism?

Head.

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What clothes do lawyers wear to work?

Lawsuits.

What do you call a bell wearing a tutu ?

A bellerina !

Head Jokes More Head Jokes

Why couldn't the cat walk through the door?

it had a javelin through it's head.

What do members of secret societies use when they get a head cold?

An Illumi-neti pot

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What kind of organisation is Atheism?

A non-prophet organisation.

What do you call Atheism?

A non-prophet organization.

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Why is no one friends with Dracula?

Cause hes a pain in the neck.

How did the hipster break his neck?

He jump off the diving board before it was pool.

Commitment Jokes More Commitment Jokes

Where do you have to go to find a man who is truly into commitment?

A mental hospital.

Why did the psych ward escapee never get married?

He had a fear of commitment