What do ateists wear on their necks as an indication of their commitment to the atheism?

Head.

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Why dont applebees employees wear watches?

Cuz theres a clock on the microwave

Why were the camels wearing sandals?

To stop themselves sinking into the sand. Why did the ostrich stick its head in the sand To look at the camels who forgot to put their sandals on.

Head Jokes More Head Jokes

Why do successful lettuce farmers always get women?

Because everyone knows they give good *head*.

What does 007 wear on his head?

A Bondana.

Atheism Jokes More Atheism Jokes

What do ateists wear on their necks as an indication of their commitment to the atheism?

Head.

Why are all Atheists poor?

Because Atheism is a not for-prophet organization.

Neck Jokes More Neck Jokes

How do you see countries neighboring Russia?

Ukraine your neck.

What muscle is most responsible for lateral rotation of the neck?

The gluteus maximus

Commitment Jokes More Commitment Jokes

Why did the psych ward escapee never get married?

He had a fear of commitment

Where do you have to go to find a man who is truly into commitment?

A mental hospital.