Commitment Jokes

What do ateists wear on their necks as an indication of their commitment to the atheism?

Head.

Couple's Daily Question Mug

Couple's Daily Question Mug

Coffee Mug

Why did the psych ward escapee never get married?

He had a fear of commitment

Why is Barbie's boyfriend afraid of commitment?

He's a chic Ken.

Why did Shrodinger's girlfriend dump him?

Because she didn't like his lack of commitment

Where do you have to go to find a man who is truly into commitment?

A mental hospital.