Why did Shrodinger's girlfriend dump him?

Because she didn't like his lack of commitment

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How many /r/news mods does it take to screw in a lightbulb?

None. They like to keep their subscribers in the dark.

Why are Eskimos always alone?

Because they like being ice-olated

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What's the difference between a woman and a washing machine?

A washing machine won't follow you around after you dump your load in it.

Where does the Lone Ranger take his trash?

To the dump, to the dump, to the dump, dump, dump.

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Why did the air freshener company go out of business?

Because they lacked common scents...

Why are blind people bad at math?

Because they lack da-vision.

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Why is Barbie's boyfriend afraid of commitment?

He's a chic Ken.

What do ateists wear on their necks as an indication of their commitment to the atheism?

Head.