Why did Shrodinger's girlfriend dump him?

Because she didn't like his lack of commitment

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Why does Daniel love white vans?

Because he likes candy... *I'll walk myself out*

What did the blonde think of the new computer?

A: She didn't like it because she couldn't get channel 9.

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What's the hardest part about dumping a Japanese girl?

You have to drop the bomb on her twice before she gets it.

When using the equation Y=1-T to understand how citizens react to changes in taxation...what happens when T&gt1?

Alot of T gets dumped in a harbor

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Why do cows have hoofs?

Because they lack toes

Why was Darth Vader upset when he heard George Michael will only play new songs at his concerts?

He found his lack of Faith disturbing.

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Where do you have to go to find a man who is truly into commitment?

A mental hospital.

What do ateists wear on their necks as an indication of their commitment to the atheism?

Head.