Why did Shrodinger's girlfriend dump him?

Because she didn't like his lack of commitment

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How was school?

4: Trenton said his dad likes to go outside and fight lions - laughs - oh honey - nobody would name their kid Trenton

Why do spies never use capitalization?

They like to stay low-key.

Dump Jokes More Dump Jokes

What's the difference between a blonde and a washer?

When you dump your load in a washer, it doesn't follow you around for a week.

What would you use to write down a description of the dump you just took?

A No. 2 pencil.

Lack Jokes More Lack Jokes

Why did the worker get fired from the orange juice factory?

Lack of concentration.

What do you call an immoral lesbian citizen of Rivendell who hosts a talk-variety show and lacks character?

An elven degenerate.

Commitment Jokes More Commitment Jokes

Why did the psych ward escapee never get married?

He had a fear of commitment

What do ateists wear on their necks as an indication of their commitment to the atheism?

Head.