Why did the psych ward escapee never get married?

He had a fear of commitment

Previous Random Joke Next

Marry Jokes More Marry Jokes

Why did the left shoe marry the right?

Because they were "sole"-mates :)

Why did the woman marry the shoe maker?

Because she was his sole mate.

Fear Jokes More Fear Jokes

How much wood can Chuck Norris if Chuck Norris could chuck wood?

Chuck Norris would just stare at the wood, and it would chuck itself out of fear.

Why cant a Mexican man sleep with three women at once?

Fear of over dos

Commitment Jokes More Commitment Jokes

Why did Shrodinger's girlfriend dump him?

Because she didn't like his lack of commitment

Where do you have to go to find a man who is truly into commitment?

A mental hospital.