How did Kanye West ask Kim Kardashian to marry him ??

will i marry you?"

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Why do I need the life vest?

Me: If you have to ask, you might not need one.

What would you do if you won the lottery?

Two friends meet together and one asks: What would you do if you won the lottery? -I would build a brothel! Oh, and if it went wrong and you loose money? -I'd open it to the public

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What did Jay-Z call his girlfriend before getting married?

Feyonc

Why couldn't the Dairy Queen have any kids?

Because she married Mr. Softy!

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Why isn't Kanye West allowed in rural Pennsylvania?

An Amish with a tool, you know that's unheard of.

What is Kanye West's favorite type of audio file?

wav

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What do Hurricane Irene and Kim Kardashian have in common?

They blow the whole east coast and there's videos online.

What's the difference between Einstein and Kim Kardashian?

Einstein is famous for special relativity, Kim is famous for simple reality tv.