How is being married like puttin' on a tin roof?

If you don't nail her good she'll be at the neighbors.

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Nail Jokes More Nail Jokes

What is a blonde's definition of a naval destroyer?

A: A hula hoop with a nail in it.

What did the Romans say to each other after crucifying Jesus?

Nailed it!"

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How can you tell if a good ole boy from North Carolina is married?

There are tobacco spit stains on BOTH the doors of his truck.

Why did Josh Gordon marry Mary Jane?

So he'd only get a 2 game suspension for abusing her.

Neighbor Jokes More Neighbor Jokes

What's the word that starts with an "N" that no one wants to call a black person?

Neighbor.

What do you say when your neighbor's 5 year old goes missing?

Nothing.

Tin Roof Jokes More Tin Roof Jokes

How is being married like puttin' on a tin roof?

If you don't nail her good she'll be at the neighbors.

What's the similarity between your wife and a tin roof in a hurricane?

If you didn't nail them properly they'll go see your neighbor