How is being married like puttin' on a tin roof?

If you don't nail her good she'll be at the neighbors.

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Why can't Jesus play hockey?

He keeps getting NAILED TO THE BOARDS!...

Why didn't Jesus cross the road?

Because you can't cross a road when your nailed to a cross

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Why couldn't Stevie Wonder see his friends?

Because he was married.

What do you call a woman who marries an old ugly and poor man?

A: Stupid!

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What N word do you not want to call a black man?

Neighbor

How did Mister Baggins know when his neighbor had died?

He read it in the Hobbituary.

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How is being married like puttin' on a tin roof?

If you don't nail her good she'll be at the neighbors.

What's the similarity between your wife and a tin roof in a hurricane?

If you didn't nail them properly they'll go see your neighbor