How is being married like puttin' on a tin roof?

If you don't nail her good she'll be at the neighbors.

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Nailed it

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Nailed it

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How is being married like puttin' on a tin roof?

If you don't nail her good she'll be at the neighbors.

What's the similarity between your wife and a tin roof in a hurricane?

If you didn't nail them properly they'll go see your neighbor