How is being married like puttin' on a tin roof?

If you don't nail her good she'll be at the neighbors.

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Why didn't Jesus have any children?

He only got nailed by guys )

How do you stop a baby from crawling round in circles?

Nail its other hand to the floor.

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What would you do if I died?

Husband: I would go crazy Wife: Would you re-marry Husband: Ah, not that crazy..

How does Geppetto exact his revenge on Monstro the Whale?

Marry a net maker

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What's 668?

The Neighbor of the Beast.

What do call a horse that lives near you?

A neighbor (naybor for pessimist horses)

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How is being married like puttin' on a tin roof?

If you don't nail her good she'll be at the neighbors.

What's the similarity between your wife and a tin roof in a hurricane?

If you didn't nail them properly they'll go see your neighbor