What's the worst part about getting AIDS?

Having to tell your friend his kids should get tested.

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Kid Jokes More Kid Jokes

Whats camp for kids with ADD called?

Concentration camp.

What did the kid with no hands get for Christmas?

Gloves. Just kidding he couldn't open it to find out

Tell Jokes More Tell Jokes

How many suh boys does it take to screw in a light bulb?

None, its already lit fam. I cannot take credit for this due to being told this joke by a freind. He was in fact lit af.

How can you tell when a wine connoisseur is happy?

They have a semillon!

Friend Jokes More Friend Jokes

Why don't you talk to John anymore, you used to be best friends?

Son: Well, would you be friends with someone who was stupid, took drugs and was drunk all the time? Mom: No, Never! Son: Well neither would he!

What's green and says "hey I'm a frog"?

A talking frog! Stolen from "Friends" still hilarious.

Bad Jokes More Bad Jokes

What's the worst part about breaking up with a Japanese girl?

You have to repost the joke twice before she realizes that it isn't funny anymore

What's the difference between babies and love?

Love doesn't burn. What's worst part about making love to a dead baby. Digging up the coffin. How long does take to play hide and seek with a dead baby? It depends how small the pieces are.

Aids Jokes More Aids Jokes

What turns a fruit into a vegetable?

AIDS.

What did the little boy say to the priest?

Haha, now we have AIDS

Test Jokes More Test Jokes

Why did the boy laugh when he was molested by a test?

Because the testicles

What should you do when life gives you melons?

Get tested for dyslexia.