What's the worst part about getting AIDS?

Having to tell your friend his kids should get tested.

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Kid Jokes More Kid Jokes

Why don't Blacks and Mexicans have babies?

Their kids would be too lazy to steal.

What do you throw a drowning aboriginal?

His wife and kids

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How can you tell a hippie's been in your house?

He's still there when you get home. What's he say when you tell him to leave? "Na, 'ma stay"

How do you tell 2 Scotsmen apart?

You lift their kilts, and whichever one of them has a Quarter Pounder is a McDonald!

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What's the difference between a fraternity and a gang?

Gangs don't have to pay for friends.

Why couldn't Billy the Jet go flying with his friends?

Because he was grounded.

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What's the worst part about making out with a perfect 10?

The cold feeling on your lips when you realize you're kissing the mirror

What's the worst part about being a cross-eyed teacher?

They can't control their pupils.

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What's the gift that keeps on giving?

AIDS

Whats the worst thing about being dyslexic and having ADHD?

You think you've got AIDS

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Which is the only bank that drug tests all of its employees?

PNC

What did the calculus student who failed his test and the guy who got a speed ticket have in common?

They didn't know their limits