Having to tell your friend his kids should get tested.
Kid: Mom's last name must be "Darling" because that's what Daddy calls her every time.... Teacher: That's so sweet. What's her first name then? Kid: I think it's "Sorry"....
Gloves. Just kidding he couldn't open it to find out
The priest won't tell you, but *he knows*.
He told her he *can't elope*.
My friend did it too "Well if your friend jumped off a bridge would u " Yes. I literally just said that
Because his whole life he's Ben Solo
When you get stiff before she does.
Shaking hands.
It was rear-ended by a ferry.
Beads.
A: A cramberry.
Drool
