What's the worst part about getting AIDS?

Having to tell your friend his kids should get tested.

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Kid Jokes More Kid Jokes

What's the Priest favorite breakfast?

Kids.

What do you call a group of kids?

a migraine

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What do you do with percussionists that lose one of their drumsticks?

A: Stick them up front of the group and tell them to wave their arms!

What's the difference between children and Isis?

Drones can't tell either

Friend Jokes More Friend Jokes

Why did the kiddie pool have no friends?

Because it was too shallow.

Who is always your friend at school?

Your princi-pal.

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What's the worst part about being a railroad conductor?

The training.

What's the worst part about being a redneck?

Having to see your ex at family gatherings.

Aids Jokes More Aids Jokes

What did the little boy with cancer get for Christmas?

AIDS

What's the name of the virus that causes AIDS?

Are you positive

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What is mother-approved and child-tested?

Coat-Hanger Abortions

When do the leaves begin to turn?

The night before a test.