What's the worst part about getting AIDS?

Having to tell your friend his kids should get tested.

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Kid Jokes More Kid Jokes

What do you throw a drowning Mexican?

His wife and kids.

Why was the violin coach arrested ?

He was fiddling with the kids. *

Tell Jokes More Tell Jokes

Why did little Johnny lose his ice cream?

He got his by a bus. My little brother just told me this!

What do you call a guy who likes telling "dad jokes"?

A "groan" man...

Friend Jokes More Friend Jokes

Why does Kylo Ren have no friends?

Because his whole life he's Ben Solo

What ever happened to the Energizer Bunny?

So the other day I'm talking to a friend about what happened to the Energizer Bunny. It's been quite sometime since I've seen him appear in a commercial. I was always under the impression that he "kept going." My friend proceeds to tell me the Energizer Bunny was arrested last year ,and they charged him with battery. Now it all makes sense.

Bad Jokes More Bad Jokes

What's the difference between babies and love?

Love doesn't burn. What's worst part about making love to a dead baby. Digging up the coffin. How long does take to play hide and seek with a dead baby? It depends how small the pieces are.

Whats the worst part about dumping a Japanese girl?

Having to drop the bomb on them twice before they get it.

Aids Jokes More Aids Jokes

What is the hardest part about your wife telling you she has AIDS?

Acting surprised.

What's the name of the virus that causes AIDS?

Are you positive

Test Jokes More Test Jokes

Why was the Jedi so good at the synthesizer?

He had a high MIDI-chlorian count. Test.

What did the drummer get on his test?

Drool