What's the worst part about getting AIDS?

Having to tell your friend his kids should get tested.

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Kid Jokes More Kid Jokes

What did the kid who could see dead eskimos say?

Icy dead people!

Why don't you have kids?

points to dead cactus*

Tell Jokes More Tell Jokes

How can you tell Oriental Dynasties are obese?

Because they have hundreds of Qins

Why is today John Philip Sousa Day?

Because he told everyone to march fourth.

Friend Jokes More Friend Jokes

What's the easiest way to end a friendship?

Just asking for a friend

What does a guy with no friends be for Halloween?

Depressed

Bad Jokes More Bad Jokes

What's the worst part about swim-up bars?

The watery stools

What is the worst part of a prostate exam?

Feeling the doctor's hands on your shoulders.

Aids Jokes More Aids Jokes

What turns a fruit into a vegetable?

AIDS.

What's worse than AIDS?

Beads.

Test Jokes More Test Jokes

How did you do in your tests ?

I did what George Washington did ! What was that Went down in history !

What's a paralympian's worst nightmare?

Testing positive for WD-40