What's the worst part about getting AIDS?

Having to tell your friend his kids should get tested.

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Kid Jokes More Kid Jokes

How a husband describe his wife?

Wife: "How would you describe me?" Husband: "ABCDEFGHIJK." Wife: "What does that mean?" Husband: "Adorable, beautiful, cute, delightful, elegant, fashionable, gorgeous, and hot." Wife: "Aw, thank you, but what about IJK?" Husband: "I'm just kidding!"

What kind of trees watch kids in Mexico?

Baby cedar

Tell Jokes More Tell Jokes

Whats the difference between a porsche and an erection?

I dont have a porsche. (Best told by whispering in someones ear.)

Why'd it take Little Red Riding Hood so long to figure out it wasnt her grandma?

I can tell after like 2 questions if its a wolf or my nana

Friend Jokes More Friend Jokes

How do you know your friend has been at the gym?

Don't worry, he'll tell you.

Why should every woman know a C++ programmer?

Because they'll always let friends access their private members. Ba dum tiss.

Bad Jokes More Bad Jokes

What's the worst part about working with a gamer?

They're always trying to 1-Up you.

What do you call the bad part of Italy?

Spaghetto.

Aids Jokes More Aids Jokes

What did the little boy say to the priest?

Haha, now we have AIDS

What does a Drake fan with AIDS get tattooed on his back?

If you're reading this it's too late.

Test Jokes More Test Jokes

Why was the scientist allowed to use dolphins for his experiments?

Because they were for test porpoise only

Why didn't the scientist tell his colleague the t-value of a test with 21 degrees of freedom and a p-value of 5%?

It was a t-crit! Thank you and goodnight!