Why did the kiddie pool have no friends?

Because it was too shallow.

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Which internet search engine does Chandler from Friends use?

Google, like everybody does.

What's the problem?

Wife: He makes friends with the strangest things Me petting a bee: You're not strange are you Alan

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What did the Olympic size swimming pool say to the kiddie pool?

I can't be your friend anymore you're just too shallow!

Why did the kiddie pool have no friends?

Because it was too shallow.