What's the best part about showering with a 5 year-old?

The water washes away her tears

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Tear Jokes More Tear Jokes

My older brother always tore the last pages of my comic books, and never told me why.

I had to draw my own conclusions.

What did the ocean said to the river when they parted ways ?

Nothing, he was just full of tears

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What letter of the alphabet has got lots of water?

A: "The C" COMMENT A JOKE BELOW!

How do you sink a polish war ship?

You put it in water

Wash Jokes More Wash Jokes

What washes up on small beaches?

Microwaves!

What do you get when you mix a Mexican and an octopus?

I don't know, but it sure can wash a lot of dishes.

Shower Jokes More Shower Jokes

Why are Ethopians so fit?

Because they have to run around in the shower to get wet.

What's the reason my shower isn't working?

You have only one second to guess the answer. No pressure.

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What was the best part about Narcos Season 2?

SPOILERS Tata, Pablo Escobar

Why did the painter from Boston have trouble making friends?

He was way too autistic for his own good.

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What did you learn in kindergarten today?

5-year-old: A doughnut would help me remember. Apparently she learned bribery.

What's the best part about showering with a 5 year-old?

The water washes away her tears