What's the best part about showering with a 5 year-old?

The water washes away her tears

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Tear Jokes More Tear Jokes

Who's there? Dave. Dave who?

Dave promptly burst into tears as not everyone in the world knew Dave.

Why was the Trail of Tears so hard on the Native Americans?

It's not easy to hike a trail when you're always falling down drunk.

Water Jokes More Water Jokes

What do you call a man with no arms or legs... ... sitting at your door?

Matt. ...floating in your pool Bob. ...hanging on your wall Art. ... water skiing Skipper.

Why did the plant say after being watered?

I'm not hungry exactly, but I could still use a light snack".

Wash Jokes More Wash Jokes

Why do Eskimos wash in Tide?

Because it's too cold to wash out Tide

Why should you wash your hair with counterfeit feces?

Because it's sham poo.

Shower Jokes More Shower Jokes

Why does Peter Parker have a shower in his apartment?

He can't get out of a bath.

Why did the meteorologist bring a bar of soap to work?

He was expecting showers.

Good Jokes More Good Jokes

How to tell the difference between a bad, a good and an excellent accountant ?

When you ask them "2+2 is ?":

What's the best part about banging Jessica Alba?

You'll know if she was faking it.

5 Year Old Jokes More 5 Year Old Jokes

Why is it a bad idea to give Elsa a balloon?

Because she'll "Let it go! Let it go!" This joke was made up by my 5 year old nephew.

Why Did The Tiger Cross The Road?

Because there wasn't a Zebra crossing Sorry, my 5 year old son made me post this