What's the best part about showering with a 5 year-old?

The water washes away her tears

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Tear Jokes More Tear Jokes

Why was the sacajawea coin made?

because the Trail Of Tears had a toll booth.

What do you call a ghost in a torn sheet?

A holy terror.

Water Jokes More Water Jokes

What causes dry eyes?

Ducts out of water ...

Why do some race drivers hate wet tracks?

Because the water is a distraction.

Wash Jokes More Wash Jokes

What's the difference between a buffalo and a bison?

You can't wash your face in a buffalo.

How many dubstep fans does it take to wash a car?

One hundred and one. Two to wash it, one to dry it, and ninety eight to talk about how dirty it was.

Shower Jokes More Shower Jokes

Why don't you take a shower with a Pokemon?

He might Peek at Chu!

Why are Ethopians so fit?

Because they have to run around in the shower to get wet.

Good Jokes More Good Jokes

What's the best side of the house to build a deck on?

The outside

What's the best name for an atheist?

Godfrey

5 Year Old Jokes More 5 Year Old Jokes

What did you learn in kindergarten today?

5-year-old: A doughnut would help me remember. Apparently she learned bribery.

What's your favorite word?

5-Year-Old: Empathy! I don't even know what it means! Me- I know how you feel.