What's the best part about showering with a 5 year-old?

The water washes away her tears

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Tear Jokes More Tear Jokes

Why are we running so fast?

asked one. "Because" said the second "it says 'tear along the dotted line'!"

What's the difference between CrossFit and a cult?

A torn ACL

Water Jokes More Water Jokes

What do you call a fish out of water?

Asians? Idk it's been a rough day.

Why don't blondes like to make Kool-Aid?

They can't get eight cups of water into that little packet.

Wash Jokes More Wash Jokes

What kind of monster is safe to put in the washing machine?

A wash and wear wolf

How do you tell a good joke on reddit?

Wash it up over and over again until you get gold!

Shower Jokes More Shower Jokes

Which room will you be working out in?

Me: None of them, I just need to take a shower.

Why does the Pope shower with his briefs on?

He doesn't like to look down on the unemployed.

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What's the best part about dating twenty two year olds?

There are 20 of them.

What's the best part about Switzerland?

I don't know, but their flag's a plus.

5 Year Old Jokes More 5 Year Old Jokes

What do you call a cow that gets hit by a car?

A dead cow! (My 5-year old made up this joke)

Why couldn't the 5 year old go to the pirate movie?

It was rated PG-13.