Why do some race drivers hate wet tracks?

Because the water is a distraction.

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Why in the hell would I clean my bathtub?

I put soap and water in there every day...

How much water does a frog need to breed?

Knee-deep! Knee-deep! Knee-deep!

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What popular board game do dyslexics hate?

Scramble

Why do Americans hate knock knock jokes?

Because Freedom Rings.