Why do some race drivers hate wet tracks?

Because the water is a distraction.

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What do you get if you water a melon?

a wet melon.

What kind of car drives over water?

Any kind of car if it goes over a bridge.

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Why do Irishmen hate Kia?

Because gingers don't have Souls.

Why do Jihadist Muslims drink only instant coffee?

Because they completely hate the French press. (Reposted)