Why do some race drivers hate wet tracks?

Because the water is a distraction.

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Why do scuba divers fall backwards into the water?

Because if they fell forwards they’d still be in the boat.

Why are ghosts always dehydrated?

They have a lot of boos but no water

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What do The Walking Dead and the state of Wisconsin have in common?

They both have a hated governor.

Whats the difference between an anthropologist and a sociologist?

Anthropologists hate Western Civilization. Sociologists only hate America.